Sorry guys, I book one at least thrice a week. Just like that finger-up-the-arse feeling.
NHS: “Get your prostate exam! It may save your life!”
Me: “Okay, can I schedule one?”
NHS: “How does November 2026 sound to you?”
Me:
I’m sure his mistress charged him for a private one three times a week
My dad had prostate cancer which makes me at a high risk of prostate cancer. They used give me an annual “finger check” then they developed a blood test for it and I don’t get the finger anymore. I get a text saying it’s time to check my blood book an appointment.
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Sorry guys, I book one at least thrice a week. Just like that finger-up-the-arse feeling.
NHS: “Get your prostate exam! It may save your life!”
Me: “Okay, can I schedule one?”
NHS: “How does November 2026 sound to you?”
Me:
I’m sure his mistress charged him for a private one three times a week
My dad had prostate cancer which makes me at a high risk of prostate cancer.
They used give me an annual “finger check” then they developed a blood test for it and I don’t get the finger anymore. I get a text saying it’s time to check my blood book an appointment.