Alright, imagine we have a zombie apocalypse in Europe, how’s your country gonna react ? Are we cooked ? 😭😭😭💀

by marcandero

41 comments

  1. They only eat brains, so we have Belgium as a safe buffer zone.

  4. It would confuse the fuck out of us, so we’d default to our tried and proven behavior and attack Poland obviously.

  5. Why killing for brains when you can have the sun, cheap beer, siestas.. zombies would adapt and it’s okay, we already welcome Brits and Germans in our coasts, zombies can’t be worse

  6. We will wait and see what they do with the gold.

  7. I am Sure the is a din Norm for this case, so i do what we always do. Go back to work and complain about the weather.

  8. If it happens in the R*ndstad, absolutely nothing would change. In fact, things there might actually improve.

  9. We will probably invent a recipe and eat the zombies legs with a nice burgundy wine.

  11. The zombies would probably join the other zombies in the city and profit from CHEAP, BARELY LACED (not really), HEROIN AND CRACK

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  12. As with everything. Lock and see and if something bad happens blame it on the Germans.

  13. Probably we’ll do nothing about it, we are too lazy. And to be fair they can’t be that different from Germans and brits on holiday 🤷🏼‍♀️

  14. I would just pressume that their friday night drinking got out of hand and carry on as usual.

  16. I’m surprised nobody has yet mentioned the biggest reason why a zombie apocalypse in europe would be far easier to survive than in the USA: castles. We have castles EVERYWHERE. I can literally see three different castles from my bedroom window. Unless zombies become military engineers, we are pretty safe.

  18. We already have hordes of zombies every Summer, these at least don’t inflate rent.

  19. Let them march in a circle/turbine as an endless energy resource. We are efficient after all.

  20. We tried snail, frog and eat everything of a pork.

    Apocalypse is just another culinary experience at this point.

  21. Our Europe does not build borders! Open your hearts!
    No Z-person is illegal!

  22. Depends where it starts. If it starts in Germany for example Romania will 100% be safe since they first must go through Hungary to reach it. The zombies are gonna taste the magyars and spit them out immediatly.

    But im exagerating of course, no human body which can still coordinate in some way or the other would wish to go to the balkans. Its hard coded in the body, the cells begin to self destruct the moment they pass the border.

  23. I mean, in a few generations they’ll be swedish too. What’s the big deal?

  24. Ferment them until the virus dies. Eat it at Þorrablót.

  25. Easy german victory through bürocracy.

    Because every Undead must first procure an official license for hunting and eating humans by an Amt.

    And per tradition, every Bundesland has it’s very own overcomplicated system of how to procure such a licence.

    And by the time these documents are finally ready, all the Undead will have rotted away.

  26. Just flood the polder. It stopped Hans so it’s bound to function again.

  27. We are obviously going to join the zombie horde and affirm that “we have always been with the zombies and we have always liked eating brains”

  29. Think the militarys gonna last like 6 hours and run out of bullets.
    *edit
    They’re gonna run out of bullets and then last 6 hours. they didnt have bullets in the first place.

  30. Well Germany would accept them as immigrants and give them a bunch of rights

  32. Quite sure the Dutch have their country flooding plans already. And the Swiss got their bunkers.

  33. They can wade but not swim. Push them into one of our many, many canals and we’re done.

    Ducks and swans are fecked though.

  35. I have a feeling there’ll be no more arguing the border isn’t at the sea anymore……

    We’ll just sit it out.

  36. Give me 20 Stella’s and a bag of snow and I’ll take the whole horde on

  37. Send them all to Birmingham, the locals will probably eat them

  38. Have you seen Italy’s demographic? The only difference between us and a zombie apocalypse is that zombie don’t receive any pension, and they don’t vote

  39. Have you seen our roads?

    No way they are getting over those.

    Also we have enough cocaine to fry whatever neurons left in those zombies.

  40. I steered my first fishingboat at 6 years old, and have spent countless months on the seas. i doubt zonbies could swim, so ill just grab the first best sailboat i can find and fuck off onto the sea. Maybe raid the shores of england for supplies, just like the Alfǫðr intended.

  41. Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over…

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