Oh, so street Countdown is actually a dangerous thing

by Breakwaterbot

17 comments
  1. Guess this is what happens when they’ve finished their milk

  2. Oh dear. Maybe they should have gone for a friendly game of Numberwang instead.

  3. I had Cluedo vibes reading the paragraphs. Mr Cowen, allegedly, with the Knife, in Blackpool.

  4. The judge at Preston Crown Court is called Darren Preston…

  5. OK your numbers are;

    3, 5, 2, 9, 4, and 25.

    Your sentence is 378 months.

    10 years off if you get the number spot on.

  6. Sorry, what? Call me out of touch but I have no idea what this even means. Could just be that me being bored out of my wits is making me a bit tired and less capable of comprehension.

  7. Just to clarify: the attacker wasn’t an attendee/competitor of the event despite having been on the show in the past.

  8. Did they ring 0118 999 881 999 119 725….. 3 to report it?

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