HomeEuropeTwo panda cubs have been born in Berlin zoo. They have not yet named them, as they are considering options. I’m sure we can help them a bit in that regard?
Two panda cubs have been born in Berlin zoo. They have not yet named them, as they are considering options. I’m sure we can help them a bit in that regard?
October 15, 2024
Two panda cubs have been born in Berlin zoo. They have not yet named them, as they are considering options. I’m sure we can help them a bit in that regard?
by voltaire_had_a_point
40 comments
mehmet and ibrahim
BongWater
otto von und friedrich-wilhelm
Eva & Adolf
Jager and Meister
All pandas are owned by china, how about Winnie and Eeyore
Panda McPandaface.
Abdul and Ahmed
Christopher and Robin
they’re not Chinese property?
Pandolino
Winnie and Pooh. They are chinese properties.
Mao Zedong and Chiang kai-shek.
May the strongest survive.
Either Winnie and Pooh, or Hongkong and Taiwan.
Or maybe Uyghur and Tibet. Or Tienanmen and Manchukuo.
Hermann & Göring, in honour to their athletes
Bärliner und Bäron
Can’t wait for when we as a species can just make pandas on our own, getting tired of these slazy motherfucker not doing the bear minimum to sustain themselves.
More & Migrants
Left brain cell and Right brain cell. According to a tottal count of brain cells.
Barry and Susan.
First pay the bills to China.
Think German.
Zoological exhibit (live) 4665 and Zoological exhibit (live) 4666.
Xi Jingpin and Panda McPandaface
Something half asian half european? I propose Australia.
Gay and Party
Hans und Grettel
Shwarma and Shwarma 2
Let’s call one of them Herr Obersturmbannführer.
The other one maybe fluffy pants?
Some of you just lost a couple of social crédits today
Panzer and Tiger.
Tiananmen square and Poo Bear.
>! tiananmen !< & >! square !<
Pandas producing more offspring than the average European
Republic of Tibet, and Republic of Taiwan.
Xi and Jinpooh
Mehmet for the male one, in accordance to the common local name from Berlin.
Fuckpig and Steve
East and west
How about Dumb and Dumber? Pandas ARE known for their smooth brains after all…
40 comments
mehmet and ibrahim
BongWater
otto von und friedrich-wilhelm
Eva & Adolf
Jager and Meister
All pandas are owned by china, how about Winnie and Eeyore
Panda McPandaface.
Abdul and Ahmed
Christopher and Robin
they’re not Chinese property?
Pandolino
Winnie and Pooh. They are chinese properties.
Mao Zedong and Chiang kai-shek.
May the strongest survive.
Either Winnie and Pooh, or Hongkong and Taiwan.
Or maybe Uyghur and Tibet. Or Tienanmen and Manchukuo.
Hermann & Göring, in honour to their athletes
Bärliner und Bäron
Can’t wait for when we as a species can just make pandas on our own, getting tired of these slazy motherfucker not doing the bear minimum to sustain themselves.
More & Migrants
Left brain cell and Right brain cell. According to a tottal count of brain cells.
Barry and Susan.
First pay the bills to China.
Think German.
Zoological exhibit (live) 4665 and Zoological exhibit (live) 4666.
Xi Jingpin and Panda McPandaface
Something half asian half european?
I propose Australia.
Gay and Party
Hans und Grettel
Shwarma and Shwarma 2
Let’s call one of them Herr Obersturmbannführer.
The other one maybe fluffy pants?
Some of you just lost a couple of social crédits today
Panzer and Tiger.
Tiananmen square and Poo Bear.
>! tiananmen !< & >! square !<
Pandas producing more offspring than the average European
Republic of Tibet, and Republic of Taiwan.
Xi and Jinpooh
Mehmet for the male one, in accordance to the common local name from Berlin.
Fuckpig and Steve
East and west
How about Dumb and Dumber? Pandas ARE known for their smooth brains after all…
New waver and newer waver