Two panda cubs have been born in Berlin zoo. They have not yet named them, as they are considering options. I’m sure we can help them a bit in that regard?

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1. mehmet and ibrahim

2. BongWater

3. otto von und friedrich-wilhelm

4. Eva & Adolf

5. Jager and Meister

6. All pandas are owned by china, how about Winnie and Eeyore

7. Panda McPandaface.

8. Abdul and Ahmed

9. Christopher and Robin

10. they’re not Chinese property?

11. Pandolino

12. Winnie and Pooh. They are chinese properties.

13. Mao Zedong and Chiang kai-shek.

    May the strongest survive.

    

14. Either Winnie and Pooh, or Hongkong and Taiwan.

    Or maybe Uyghur and Tibet. Or Tienanmen and Manchukuo.

15. Hermann & Göring, in honour to their athletes

16. Bärliner und Bäron

17. Can’t wait for when we as a species can just make pandas on our own, getting tired of these slazy motherfucker not doing the bear minimum to sustain themselves.

18. More & Migrants

19. Left brain cell and Right brain cell. According to a tottal count of brain cells.

20. Barry and Susan.

21. First pay the bills to China.

22. Think German.

    Zoological exhibit (live) 4665 and Zoological exhibit (live) 4666.

23. Xi Jingpin and Panda McPandaface

24. Something half asian half european?
    I propose Australia.

25. Gay and Party

26. Hans und Grettel

27. Shwarma and Shwarma 2

28. Let’s call one of them Herr Obersturmbannführer.

    The other one maybe fluffy pants?

29. Some of you just lost a couple of social crédits today

30. Panzer and Tiger.

31. Tiananmen square and Poo Bear.

32. >! tiananmen !< & >! square !<

33. Pandas producing more offspring than the average European

34. Republic of Tibet, and Republic of Taiwan.

35. Xi and Jinpooh

36. Mehmet for the male one, in accordance to the common local name from Berlin.

37. Fuckpig and Steve

38. East and west

39. How about Dumb and Dumber? Pandas ARE known for their smooth brains after all…

40. New waver and newer waver