Ooh I went to a falconry centre years ago. They asked for a volunteer to handle a bald eagle but no one stepped forward, so I thought f*ck it, I’ll do it. It was absolutely massive, heavy and quite scary with its beak a few inches from my eyes. The falconer lured it away from me with a dead mouse, then I was given a dead mouse to lure it back and so on. Majestic creatures.
O RLY?
Maybe that’s the owl that the ‘Mister Wise’ tattoo was based on. “Looking at me, judging me!”
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Looks like a post that could begin a /r/photoshopbattles thread
‘Owling with laughter.
I think you found your spirit animal
“I know a cracking owl sanctuary. How about it?” The owl is laughing at Alans patter.
It’s having a hoot
I really like your jumper.
Thats a hoot of a joke
“When they told me we were going to Hooters, this wasn’t what I had in mind.”
Owl: someone told me you sound like an owl when you speak
Human: who?
Funny looking falcon you’ve got there . . .
“Jill, do you like owls?” (Alan Partridge)
Alan Partridge just visited
Owl be back 😎
[I’m sorry, I don’t know why I felt this needed to exist.](https://i.imgur.com/MBO7C52.jpeg)
Just the one owl? Get outta here.
Two owls? Now you’re talking
Ooh I went to a falconry centre years ago. They asked for a volunteer to handle a bald eagle but no one stepped forward, so I thought f*ck it, I’ll do it. It was absolutely massive, heavy and quite scary with its beak a few inches from my eyes. The falconer lured it away from me with a dead mouse, then I was given a dead mouse to lure it back and so on. Majestic creatures.
O RLY?
Maybe that’s the owl that the ‘Mister Wise’ tattoo was based on. “Looking at me, judging me!”