“Start the music to drown out me crapping my pants!”
I had some friends over the other day. A few passed out. I was so devastated, I said “let’s play the YMCA nice and loud”. Thoughts and prayers.
Anyone who says he did this cause of people fainting has been brainwashed. He would never do anything for anyone besides himself.
Now lets jam to the latest hit YMCA!!! Yeah!!!!!!
It sounds weird, but his stunt got him wall to wall news coverage about it. This benefits him four ways: He avoids answering questions and saying something senile; he’s plastered all over the news (more free advertising); his base thinks it’s great; and most importantly, when the media uses up this much bandwidth on something so stupid and trivial, it bounces any Harris coverage off the front page. What a fucked up media world we live in.
The audience member sitting behind him looks horrified.
Interesting. So he can tell when his brain is about to shutdown for defragging. This is a new revelation. Imagine him doing that during a real crisis like another country invading.
No doubt he was filling his diaper
That makes sense, no questions PLEADE
it’s like the sequel to *”I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”*
*”I could stand on stage at a Town Hall, call questions boring and dance to music and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”*
He said “who wants more questions “ to a crowd that gathered to ask him questions.
This is what I say when I get way too high and everyone at the party wants to keep playing secret hitler
such a spiritual man…
The lady in the chair
If Noem had only shown this much concern for dear Cricket…..
He heard Noem was an easy mark and wanted to try to get her in the mood
At least one person in that crowd trying to get out while YMCA is causing their ears to bleed.
This is what I say to my wife towards the end of the week when she starts asking me what I plan to get done around the house over the weekend. Let’s not do any more questions honey, let’s just listen to these dope jams.
Then he sticks his snout in the air and proceeds to shait himself to the beat of “YMCA” by the Village People.
He is gone off the rails and that’s saying something for him. He was never sane or intelligent but he’s gone full out not even acting like he cares.
Whatever makes sense
dementia
call it what it is
Well, he didn’t have to lie for forty minutes….
funny as fuck to see that worthless POS Noem look lost and confused as her big moment to have special time with Dear Leader was lost in a slew of music made by artists that hate Trump.
Well that dog wont hunt, i bet she wishes she could drag him to a Gravel pit.
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“Start the music to drown out me crapping my pants!”
I had some friends over the other day. A few passed out. I was so devastated, I said “let’s play the YMCA nice and loud”. Thoughts and prayers.
Anyone who says he did this cause of people fainting has been brainwashed. He would never do anything for anyone besides himself.
Now lets jam to the latest hit YMCA!!! Yeah!!!!!!
It sounds weird, but his stunt got him wall to wall news coverage about it. This benefits him four ways: He avoids answering questions and saying something senile; he’s plastered all over the news (more free advertising); his base thinks it’s great; and most importantly, when the media uses up this much bandwidth on something so stupid and trivial, it bounces any Harris coverage off the front page. What a fucked up media world we live in.
The audience member sitting behind him looks horrified.
Interesting. So he can tell when his brain is about to shutdown for defragging. This is a new revelation. Imagine him doing that during a real crisis like another country invading.
No doubt he was filling his diaper
That makes sense, no questions PLEADE
it’s like the sequel to *”I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”*
*”I could stand on stage at a Town Hall, call questions boring and dance to music and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”*
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He said “who wants more questions “ to a crowd that gathered to ask him questions.
This is what I say when I get way too high and everyone at the party wants to keep playing secret hitler
such a spiritual man…
The lady in the chair
If Noem had only shown this much concern for dear Cricket…..
He heard Noem was an easy mark and wanted to try to get her in the mood
At least one person in that crowd trying to get out while YMCA is causing their ears to bleed.
This is what I say to my wife towards the end of the week when she starts asking me what I plan to get done around the house over the weekend. Let’s not do any more questions honey, let’s just listen to these dope jams.
Cue Enya
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI
Then he sticks his snout in the air and proceeds to shait himself to the beat of “YMCA” by the Village People.
He is gone off the rails and that’s saying something for him. He was never sane or intelligent but he’s gone full out not even acting like he cares.
Whatever makes sense
dementia
call it what it is
Well, he didn’t have to lie for forty minutes….
funny as fuck to see that worthless POS Noem look lost and confused as her big moment to have special time with Dear Leader was lost in a slew of music made by artists that hate Trump.
Well that dog wont hunt, i bet she wishes she could drag him to a Gravel pit.
In fairness, I say this to my wife every night
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Line in the sand
In the words of George W. Bush: “that was some weird shit.”
He was slurring when he said it, too.