I think some space-grade shutter blinds are in order
Black out blinds, job done.
Catapult or air rifle 👍
Ah, BC (before curtains). Good luck with the unpacking!
Thought it was a photo of the sun
Help saving on illuminating your front room. Dunelm do good blinds BTW
Hang a mirror in your window, with the glass facing them. The mirror will shade you from their light and its reflection will light up their bedroom instead of yours.
Maybe get a brighter light or possibly a laser pen?
ULPT: buy a directional speaker. Point it in the direction of their bedroom. Play Skrillex, Let It Go, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, some terrorcore, maybe some dark hardstyle, a bit of Cradle of Filth and Trivium. Love Dump by Static-X goes long way too.
See the thing about directional speakers is that you may turn it up to 11, stand near it and you will hear a tiny whisper. But stand in the way it’s pointing at and you will lose hearing.
*”While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket”*.
If you wet the glass, you can stick tinfoil up to block the light.
I thought that was the sun and it was early morning
Sleep is so overrated anyway
Now you know why the last people moved out.
It actually saves you so much money. Our new street lamps are so bright I can squeeze my toothpaste out without the light on.
All jokes aside, I’ve got black out material on my windows that matter due to angle of the road and a nice blackout blind and some nice heavy curtains will keep your room dark regardless of what’s going on outside.
Bright side – you will save a lot on electricity.
If asking nicely doesn’t work get a paint ball gun with black pellets or air rifle, whichever, it’ll be fun either way
Blackout blonds and black out curtains, I have this on my bedroom window, and when shut. It is always as dark as 3am even during the day.
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I keep looking for something naughty.
Make sure you get solar panels to take advantage of that free energy.
[That’s considered a statutory nuisance,](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/artificial-light-nuisances-how-councils-deal-with-complaints) so worth having a word if it’s bothering you and if they’re not receptive and you want to try do something about it then speak to the council.
I think some space-grade shutter blinds are in order
Black out blinds, job done.
Catapult or air rifle 👍
Ah, BC (before curtains). Good luck with the unpacking!
Thought it was a photo of the sun
Help saving on illuminating your front room. Dunelm do good blinds BTW
Hang a mirror in your window, with the glass facing them. The mirror will shade you from their light and its reflection will light up their bedroom instead of yours.
Maybe get a brighter light or possibly a laser pen?
Why am I thinking of [this](https://i2-prod.glasgowlive.co.uk/incoming/article24094920.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_limmyjpeg.jpg)
ULPT: buy a directional speaker. Point it in the direction of their bedroom. Play Skrillex, Let It Go, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, some terrorcore, maybe some dark hardstyle, a bit of Cradle of Filth and Trivium. Love Dump by Static-X goes long way too.
See the thing about directional speakers is that you may turn it up to 11, stand near it and you will hear a tiny whisper. But stand in the way it’s pointing at and you will lose hearing.
*”While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket”*.
[Justin’s Floodlight](https://27bslash6.com/halogen.html)
New curtains?
If you wet the glass, you can stick tinfoil up to block the light.
I thought that was the sun and it was early morning
Sleep is so overrated anyway
Now you know why the last people moved out.
It actually saves you so much money. Our new street lamps are so bright I can squeeze my toothpaste out without the light on.
All jokes aside, I’ve got black out material on my windows that matter due to angle of the road and a nice blackout blind and some nice heavy curtains will keep your room dark regardless of what’s going on outside.
Bright side – you will save a lot on electricity.
If asking nicely doesn’t work get a paint ball gun with black pellets or air rifle, whichever, it’ll be fun either way
Blackout blonds and black out curtains, I have this on my bedroom window, and when shut. It is always as dark as 3am even during the day.