Looking at High schools for our young ‘un who’s 11 next year, and came across this damning review of a local academy 😂😂
October 16, 2024
Looking at High schools for our young ‘un who’s 11 next year, and came across this damning review of a local academy 😂😂
by norwegianjon
28 comments
Their English department certainly seem to have failed.
This has to be a joke, right? The first sentence is fine, then it all descends into chaos.
I’m reading at least two or three accents in this review and now I’m confused.
Nothing but snakes in dis acamdey hun
Weirdly eloquent.
Not gonna lie, I’m verging on teary-eyed that they used the correct “their”.
Fuck me that was a tough read.
“read less”
no u!
I kinda hate calling schools Highschools here, we don’t have a Lower, Middle, and Upper school like the US. We have Primary and Secondary school. But honestly other areas have the opposite problem, was a teachers son and there were some shitbags in my year who should have been booted right out the door for being POS.
I like how it ends with the general advice: “Read less”
C5 sounds like an Outwood school? Unfortunately I think there’s something wrong with many schools now, incredibly strict with little social time and barely enough help for EHCP/ k code kids, and many students going round in circles of detentions to c5s, missing classes, and back to detentions.
One of Sleaford Mods’ lesser known songs.
Really thought it was like Wolves rather than East Mids. Have to say i love the idea of making permoed a verb sounds a bit aussie though. I love the google reviews for schools they are amazing.
Permod? I tried looking it up and got a whole ton of slang words for “period”, like Shark Week: “This slang term humorously compares a woman’s period to the unpredictable and sometimes dangerous nature of shark attacks.” Ok… 😂
I have learned far too many new things trying to read this without going cross-eyed or cracking my neck shaking my head. 😂
This is the sort of person who will have “University of Life” and “school of hard knocks” as their education on Facebook in a few years
So the comments are all about the spelling and grammar, if you can call it that, but the content and number of exclusions and whatnot suggests it is a school best stayed away from, no?
Please can i click Read Less
Translation:
>This institution is deeply unsatisfactory. They expel students without valid justification and expect their peers to simply move on as though nothing has happened. One of my closest friends was permanently excluded due to something her mother said, and they expect both me and her sister to disregard the matter entirely. Additionally, they attempted to exclude her sister recently because she was unable to attend class due to anxiety and subsequently suffered a panic attack. The school claimed that her anxiety was not a valid excuse and excluded her as well. However, after her mother intervened and threatened legal action, they eventually allowed her to remain, though only after considerable effort. This institution is inadequate and should be closed down.
FUMIN!
“bloody £9 for two ice creams?!”
I think I’m too midlands to understand this, can someone translate
This is definitely harder than reading the “keep the first and last letters the same and mix up everything else” things.
Yer but no but
Its just a kid that probally got a pop up asking to review the location.
CasualUK attempts to not sneer at the lower class (impossible challenge)…
28 comments
Their English department certainly seem to have failed.
This has to be a joke, right? The first sentence is fine, then it all descends into chaos.
I’m reading at least two or three accents in this review and now I’m confused.
Nothing but snakes in dis acamdey hun
Weirdly eloquent.
Not gonna lie, I’m verging on teary-eyed that they used the correct “their”.
Fuck me that was a tough read.
“read less”
no u!
I kinda hate calling schools Highschools here, we don’t have a Lower, Middle, and Upper school like the US. We have Primary and Secondary school. But honestly other areas have the opposite problem, was a teachers son and there were some shitbags in my year who should have been booted right out the door for being POS.
I like how it ends with the general advice: “Read less”
C5 sounds like an Outwood school?
Unfortunately I think there’s something wrong with many schools now, incredibly strict with little social time and barely enough help for EHCP/ k code kids, and many students going round in circles of detentions to c5s, missing classes, and back to detentions.
One of Sleaford Mods’ lesser known songs.
Really thought it was like Wolves rather than East Mids. Have to say i love the idea of making permoed a verb sounds a bit aussie though. I love the google reviews for schools they are amazing.
It feels like I’m having a stroke reading that
[I aint dun nuthin](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/littlebritain/images/c/c8/SNN1014B_280_729670a.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100617180157)
Permod? I tried looking it up and got a whole ton of slang words for “period”, like Shark Week: “This slang term humorously compares a woman’s period to the unpredictable and sometimes dangerous nature of shark attacks.” Ok… 😂
I have learned far too many new things trying to read this without going cross-eyed or cracking my neck shaking my head. 😂
This is the sort of person who will have “University of Life” and “school of hard knocks” as their education on Facebook in a few years
So the comments are all about the spelling and grammar, if you can call it that, but the content and number of exclusions and whatnot suggests it is a school best stayed away from, no?
Please can i click Read Less
Translation:
>This institution is deeply unsatisfactory. They expel students without valid justification and expect their peers to simply move on as though nothing has happened. One of my closest friends was permanently excluded due to something her mother said, and they expect both me and her sister to disregard the matter entirely. Additionally, they attempted to exclude her sister recently because she was unable to attend class due to anxiety and subsequently suffered a panic attack. The school claimed that her anxiety was not a valid excuse and excluded her as well. However, after her mother intervened and threatened legal action, they eventually allowed her to remain, though only after considerable effort. This institution is inadequate and should be closed down.
FUMIN!
“bloody £9 for two ice creams?!”
I think I’m too midlands to understand this, can someone translate
This is definitely harder than reading the “keep the first and last letters the same and mix up everything else” things.
Yer but no but
Its just a kid that probally got a pop up asking to review the location.
CasualUK attempts to not sneer at the lower class (impossible challenge)…
Read in the voice of Vicky Pollard
Vicky pollard vibes