Why is this caravan transporting a body on the back of it?

by matej86

48 comments
  1. Wouldn’t want to put it inside, it’ll stink the cab out.

  2. Better to be honest and have it on show, rather than hiding it and smelling out the inside

  3. It’s a rocket launcher, you never know when you end up in a mad max world or Vigilante 8 / Twisted Metal game

  4. Because the inside’s full, and they didn’t bring a roof rack

  5. “Body, what body, officer? Oh, that one. Didn’t see it. Nothing to do with me, obviously some miscreant put it there when we stopped at the motorway services, so we’ll be on our way, shall we?'”

  6. Grandad wanted to go on one last trip but I’m not made of money

  7. I never should have let my mother in law come on holiday with us…

  8. Because if it were on the front, they wouldn’t be able to see where they were going.

  9. The hitchhiker you picked up is telling you about his 7 minute abs video idea

  10. That’s what happened to the last person that asked them to move over

  11. Well you don’t want it stinking up the inside, think of the resale value.

  12. Took their Nann on a caravan holiday and killed her after spending hr pension on the 2p machines

  13. Getting ready for the Halloween display, funnily I was just reading about a lady in Liverpool who has been asked to remove her display of a dangling body off a tree.

  14. So overt that it’s covert…its the last thing they will expect!

  15. You’ve not seen ‘national lampoons vacation’ have you.

    Did you see a dog lead on the bumper by chance?

  16. You’ve never taken a pre-teen on a long trip… no jury will convict…

  17. Didn’t know the new Death Stranding took place in the UK

  18. They done want the evidence in the cab?
    No blood traces then.

  19. Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared for.

  20. That ain’ts no body and yous didn’t sees nuthins. Capiche?

  21. How else would you transport granny when there are not enough seatbelts?

  22. See I thought the same until he said yard trimmings, gotta learn to listen Lou…

  23. Because there’s no room for another body inside.

  24. Can’t keep it inside it will knock all the commemorative Diana mugs off the holder

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