Not a single hair below neckline for either of them.
Read a book
Balenciaga knock offs!
Jesus Christ, those Turkey teeth are blinding me
Live Laugh Love on the wall
Forget there is second car on the strap as well (BMW/Audi only)
Skinny jeans, shoes and no fucking socks.
But i wanted the Cuddly Giraffe 😢
I really dislike the fake teeth smile so much.
Fake palm trees, white, grey and black pebbles out the front
Battle ship grey car
Obligatory “Yeah babe love it” when talking about anything ever
Really white trainers
Sunglasses that cost more than my TV
Sells a bit of sniff on the side
Really tight fitting clothing for the man, jogging bottoms for woman. Turkey teeth for both.
Yous two dont look real
The classic multi-picture photo frame with the word “family” plastered across it, just in case you weren’t entirely sure what the content of the frame might be. And surprise, it contains pictures of—wait for it—their family. Just in case visitors mistake the photos for a collection of randomly acquired strangers.
Matching glow in the dark gum shields/teeth.
If basic bitch were a couple… And every year, the same holiday to Magaluf with Jet2
Chenille co ords with beige New Balance 530s or Ugg Aztecs
WTF is up with the teeth
I’m a tourist, so all I know is “London, Baby!”.
I’ll see myself out.
The woman scares me a little
80″ telly on the wall, above a mantlepiece. Dodgy Amazon Fire stick plugged in.
The smallest available Gucci Marmont “hambag” because she’s upgraded from Michael Kors.
Both of them wear head to toe beige. The son looks like a tiny version of his dad and the daughter was styled by Thelma Madine.
Call each other babe in every single sentence.
Jesus Christ everything there describes my sister’s house
Just call each other babe.
He used to be a semi pro footballer
She has a MLM scheme on the go
Mrs hinch book and endorsed cleaning products on the side.
He can be heard trotting round the house saying “babe, you seen my stone island or barbour coat anywhere as I’m going out with the lads?”
The teeth are whiter than the white background of the post
Pink Lanson in a pink bottle bag
Hair curlers and velour tracksuit at 6pm Friday
He does 5 aside hungover on Sunday
stop smiling until i get my shades 😂
stop smiling until i get my shades
She wears a knee-length puffer coat with leggings, socks over and Crocs. He wears an oversized Boohoo t-shirt, Gymshark shorts, New Balance trainers and one mish-mash tattoo sleeve. Other car is a Fiat 500 or a White Audi A3, instagram is full of pictures of the kids at a Pumpkin patch, Starbucks cup and Slug and Lettuce starter.
I hope he straps a plank to his back, anytime he goes near her.
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Enjoys nose beers at the weekend, kids called Conner and Chardonay.
2nd motor is a baby blue Fiat 500
Loves a hard day’s graft as a team leader in a call centre.
Disgusting white range rover on finance they can’t afford
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The frenchie part is way too real. Kinda sad bc they’re very prone to health issues
Look like brother and sister
https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo?si=0Dwf2VXjhG-r6xqA
Not a single hair below neckline for either of them.
Read a book
Balenciaga knock offs!
Jesus Christ, those Turkey teeth are blinding me
Live Laugh Love on the wall
Forget there is second car on the strap as well (BMW/Audi only)
Skinny jeans, shoes and no fucking socks.
But i wanted the Cuddly Giraffe 😢
I really dislike the fake teeth smile so much.
Fake palm trees, white, grey and black pebbles out the front
Battle ship grey car
Obligatory “Yeah babe love it” when talking about anything ever
Really white trainers
Sunglasses that cost more than my TV
Sells a bit of sniff on the side
Really tight fitting clothing for the man, jogging bottoms for woman. Turkey teeth for both.
Yous two dont look real
The classic multi-picture photo frame with the word “family” plastered across it, just in case you weren’t entirely sure what the content of the frame might be. And surprise, it contains pictures of—wait for it—their family. Just in case visitors mistake the photos for a collection of randomly acquired strangers.
Matching glow in the dark gum shields/teeth.
If basic bitch were a couple… And every year, the same holiday to Magaluf with Jet2
Chenille co ords with beige New Balance 530s or Ugg Aztecs
WTF is up with the teeth
I’m a tourist, so all I know is “London, Baby!”.
I’ll see myself out.
The woman scares me a little
80″ telly on the wall, above a mantlepiece. Dodgy Amazon Fire stick plugged in.
Sans Beanstalk did a song about these kinds of people https://youtu.be/j5t5ecAeOW8
The smallest available Gucci Marmont “hambag” because she’s upgraded from Michael Kors.
Both of them wear head to toe beige. The son looks like a tiny version of his dad and the daughter was styled by Thelma Madine.
Call each other babe in every single sentence.
Jesus Christ everything there describes my sister’s house
Just call each other babe.
He used to be a semi pro footballer
She has a MLM scheme on the go
Mrs hinch book and endorsed cleaning products on the side.
He can be heard trotting round the house saying “babe, you seen my stone island or barbour coat anywhere as I’m going out with the lads?”
The teeth are whiter than the white background of the post
Pink Lanson in a pink bottle bag
Hair curlers and velour tracksuit at 6pm Friday
He does 5 aside hungover on Sunday
stop smiling until i get my shades 😂
stop smiling until i get my shades
She wears a knee-length puffer coat with leggings, socks over and Crocs. He wears an oversized Boohoo t-shirt, Gymshark shorts, New Balance trainers and one mish-mash tattoo sleeve. Other car is a Fiat 500 or a White Audi A3, instagram is full of pictures of the kids at a Pumpkin patch, Starbucks cup and Slug and Lettuce starter.
I hope he straps a plank to his back, anytime he goes near her.
Onlyfans models
Enjoys nose beers at the weekend, kids called Conner and Chardonay.
2nd motor is a baby blue Fiat 500
Loves a hard day’s graft as a team leader in a call centre.
Disgusting white range rover on finance they can’t afford
Bet she’s a bikini influencer on Instagram