when you tell them to add special sauce in the UK

44 comments

1. I hate it when there’s a burger in the cum I ordered.

2. Hmm, that’s where I left that.

3. Isn’t that just cheese? Needs more pixels

4. What is up with the sheer volume of makeup she put on…? Honestly looks more like a clown than anything, going to excess for comedic effect.

5. She looks like her main problem is that there is a burger around her cum?

6. stop being a softie and Gerrit down ya propa british scran that wey aye

7. “Baby batter” lol

8. Since it’s British food we’re talking about – does this make it better or worse?

9. I… I don’t think cum is supposed to pull strings like THAT??? Like, I am not sure how it’d behave if heated, but…

10. Just plastic cheese

11. Pretty sure somebody would have noticed that one coworker fucking a cheeseburger in the kitchen.

12. Jesus Christ, the one day I decide to have a late lunch break.

13. If your cum is so glue-like, you should visit a doctor!

14. To be fair I’d rather shag the burger than her. 

15. Had it on mute and instantly knew she was British when she said “baby batter”. Absolutely spiffin term, akkshually

16. So, thats how Barrys are made.

17. Free extra protein 🤤

18. Oh yes you do. I don’t know why but if someone goes those lengths to get you……… its personal.

19. Double Cum Quarter Pounder™

20. 

21. Where is this from?

22. This is what happens when you order extra big mac sauce.

23. https://preview.redd.it/19yckuigi4vd1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90a765fc469bd062d83b9d8b0986bac91c6a471

24. Don’t know what she’s complaining about.

    Heard that eating massive amounts of cum makes pineapple taste great.

25. You are weird Barrys. In the south west of France, they do that on a crispbread at the end of the rugby match.

26. I’ve never worked in a McDonalds but from what I can see from the front I don’t really see how thats possible unless they brought it with them or something?

27. FAF-RB also known as:

    FAKE AS FUCK RAGEBAIT

28. Shit, I had to google “baby batter” as a non-native speaker just to make sure I was understanding her correctly.

    Indeed I was.

29. Buggers n’cum !

30. Or she spat in it so she could make a video?

31. “Not to be dramatic but..” proceeds to complain about free cum 🙄

32. 3 English sisters are in a macdonald’s in Birmingham. They are 8, 10 and 12 years old, and each brought a filet-of-ish.

    The little sister then yell “bloody mackerel, someone put yogurt in my burger”

    The 10yo then replies “stupid cunt, that’s not yogurt, that’s bloody cum”

    Then the 12, bites the burger, looks at her sisters and shouts “and it’s not even someone from the neighborhood!!!”

33. So the one time it’s on food she *doesn’t* eat it?

34. Plot twist she are both the fish and a burger

35. Now its time for the taste test

36. these tiktok actresses are getting worse and worse

37. u/sleuth-bot-sleuth

38. 

39. I hate when muy burger smells like bleach

40. Consequences of Brexit

41. Her fault for ordering MacDonald’s.

42. How dare you make light of our midland traditions

43. “Into my ba’gah” 🤯

44. You couldn’t pay me to eat at McDonalds or BurgerKing… so many rank fast food chains.

    Fish n Chips on the other hand… ^_^