British man is second human in history with three penises
October 16, 2024
How did they not record this before he died, surely they didn't magically appear.
by Marvinleadshot
33 comments
Wonder if he wore a glove instead of underpants?
Threenus
How many penises does the man in 1st place have??
Triple dickus
”Doctors found that just one of the three penises were functional, however, with the other two attached within the skin of the scrotal sac, explaining why the man may not have been aware of his extraordinary condition.”
Dude probably thought his balls have weird shape
Two in the pink one in the stink
Man really had a third leg!
Bet he wished he had an extra arm too
Must be devastating to have only three my heart goes out to him
And only two hands, life is unfair
> The man was around 6ft tall, of a medium to large build and, on first examination, looked to have normal genitalia.
33 comments
Wonder if he wore a glove instead of underpants?
Threenus
How many penises does the man in 1st place have??
Triple dickus
”Doctors found that just one of the three penises were functional, however, with the other two attached within the skin of the scrotal sac, explaining why the man may not have been aware of his extraordinary condition.”
Dude probably thought his balls have weird shape
Two in the pink one in the stink
Man really had a third leg!
Bet he wished he had an extra arm too
Must be devastating to have only three my heart goes out to him
And only two hands, life is unfair
> The man was around 6ft tall, of a medium to large build and, on first examination, looked to have normal genitalia.
That makes him sound like a crime suspect
He needs to contact Simon Morley and get the show [puppetry of the penis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis) up and running again
They made a book showcasing [genital origami](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116339079940?gclid=Cj0KCQjwyL24BhCtARIsALo0fSDQrkTla-0kZlzIyDnHheZE2f3K14oUHXmtqFZF3a9fuHOgsdYDuH4aAt7FEALw_wcB&_ul=GB&mkevt=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&campid=5339059258&toolid=10044&customid=Cj0KCQjwyL24BhCtARIsALo0fSDQrkTla-0kZlzIyDnHheZE2f3K14oUHXmtqFZF3a9fuHOgsdYDuH4aAt7FEALw_wcB) 😂
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I spy a Total Recall remake on the horizon.
🎵rule Britannia! ..
🎵
https://jmedicalcasereports.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s13256-024-04751-5
Enjoy the pictures!
Edit: I guess I should give a trigger warning – there’s a dissected cadaver in the photos
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES, HE LAYS
Must have done a damn good impression of a dairy cow.
I heard of a guy that had 5 – his pants fit him like a glove
Legend
He’s once
Twice
Three times up ur lady…
Should get with that chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall
Yeah right, pull the other one
His trousers fit like a glove
It’s Dante from Human Resources 🤣
Shagging left, right and centre!
This guy can’t afford a blood donation.
He must have got fucked left, right and centre.
Triple helicopter. That would have been one party trick.
Hes as happy as a dog with two dicks
If anyone knows him my number is 079567…
Pfft… is that all?
Yes!!!!! Get in!!!!!! England! England!!!! England!!!!!!!! 🇬🇧 🥳 🎉 🎆 🎇 👊🏻🍻🍆🍆🍆