It’s a trick. Trump’s answers never have anything to do with the question.
I would like a similar game where you get subject matter experts who have to match have two answers to a question, one from Trump and another from an expert and match put the correct answer
Eg
A tariff is
A A tax played by the importer for goods sourced from overseas.
B A tax played by other countries.
The question was “is Donald Trump demented?”
Tonight you can win up to $100,000 on “WTH Is He Babbling About Now”?
Call the game “Trump Jeopardy”–BIGLY RATINGS.
that’s impossible, you might as well play- Guess what number I am thinking (between 1 and a billion)
This should be a new recurring SNL skit based on his answers each current week.
I remember a late night talk show host doing this shortly after the Trump Harris debate. I think it was Jimmy Kimmel. Gotta go see if I can find it again.
Someone cc the daily show on this idea.
This would be AMAZING.
Even with all the A.I. supercomputer algorithms, it can never be solved. In fact, A.I. would crash and destroy itself.
DFT Jeopardy!
Check out Roy Wood Jr’s new show on CNN. It’s based on a British show, but it’s basically like the NPR Show Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. It’s called Have I Got News For You.
They play similar games to this. It’s fun.
“Sh*t My Candidate Says”
I am at the point that the sound of his voice sets me off, I have to turn him off. He is such a disgusting fuck.
It’s kind of like the old Johnny Carson bit crossed with Jeopardy except everyone loses.
Have Patrick Stewart read DonOld’s answers Shakespeare style. Would be hilarious.
Omfg. Have actual “undecided” voters listen and try to have them rationalize what they are doing with their lives.
Hard to figure out anything from the word salad that comes out of Trumps mouth all the time. Dudes got a PHD in word saladology.
So it’s Jeopardy, but it’s a lot harder.
That’s not a new game. That’s just “You Can’t Win” with extra steps.
“Well, I would do that, and we’re sitting down. You know, I was somebody — we had, Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka, was so impactful on that issue. It’s a very important issue.
But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about — that, because look, child care is child care, couldn’t — you know, there’s something — you have to have it in this country. You have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers, compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to. But they’ll get used to it very quickly. And it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us. But they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about, including child care, that it’s going to take care. We’re going to have — I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country.
Because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care. But those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just — that I just told you about. We’re going to be taking in trillions of dollars. And as much as child care is talked about as being expensive, it’s, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers will be taking in.
We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people. And then we’ll worry about the rest of the world. Let’s help other people. But we’re going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It’s about make America great again. We have to do it because right now, we’re a failing nation. So we’ll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Thank you.”
And the question was! *drumroll* “**If you win in November, can you commit to prioritizing legislation to make childcare affordable, and, if so, what specific piece of legislation will you advance?**”
Almost snorted my beer in that one. Perfect.
Drinking game!
I’ll take incomprehensible for 500 Alex
I want this, but for every politician or CEO. Trump would obviously be the million dollar level questions though.
Put all those fuckers under a spotlight. Answer the dam questions people. >:|
Answer: illegal immigrants pour over the border to eat your pets and steal your jobs.
Question: Do you want fries with your three Big Macs?
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It’s a trick. Trump’s answers never have anything to do with the question.
I would like a similar game where you get subject matter experts who have to match have two answers to a question, one from Trump and another from an expert and match put the correct answer
Eg
A tariff is
A A tax played by the importer for goods sourced from overseas.
B A tax played by other countries.
The question was “is Donald Trump demented?”
Tonight you can win up to $100,000 on “WTH Is He Babbling About Now”?
Call the game “Trump Jeopardy”–BIGLY RATINGS.
that’s impossible, you might as well play- Guess what number I am thinking (between 1 and a billion)
This should be a new recurring SNL skit based on his answers each current week.
I remember a late night talk show host doing this shortly after the Trump Harris debate. I think it was Jimmy Kimmel. Gotta go see if I can find it again.
Someone cc the daily show on this idea.
This would be AMAZING.
Even with all the A.I. supercomputer algorithms, it can never be solved. In fact, A.I. would crash and destroy itself.
DFT Jeopardy!
Check out Roy Wood Jr’s new show on CNN. It’s based on a British show, but it’s basically like the NPR Show Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. It’s called Have I Got News For You.
They play similar games to this. It’s fun.
“Sh*t My Candidate Says”
I am at the point that the sound of his voice sets me off, I have to turn him off. He is such a disgusting fuck.
It’s kind of like the old Johnny Carson bit crossed with Jeopardy except everyone loses.
“We have donuts. We have stoves”. Go….
The Daily Show had this idea. They called it, “[What was trump asked about? ](https://youtu.be/IaSwORMElH8?si=MoXFr2Tkjy3TtbFU)”
You can’t comprehend “The Weave.”
Have Patrick Stewart read DonOld’s answers Shakespeare style. Would be hilarious.
Omfg. Have actual “undecided” voters listen and try to have them rationalize what they are doing with their lives.
Hard to figure out anything from the word salad that comes out of Trumps mouth all the time. Dudes got a PHD in word saladology.
So it’s Jeopardy, but it’s a lot harder.
That’s not a new game. That’s just “You Can’t Win” with extra steps.
“Well, I would do that, and we’re sitting down. You know, I was somebody — we had, Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka, was so impactful on that issue. It’s a very important issue.
But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about — that, because look, child care is child care, couldn’t — you know, there’s something — you have to have it in this country. You have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers, compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to. But they’ll get used to it very quickly. And it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us. But they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about, including child care, that it’s going to take care. We’re going to have — I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country.
Because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care. But those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just — that I just told you about. We’re going to be taking in trillions of dollars. And as much as child care is talked about as being expensive, it’s, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers will be taking in.
We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people. And then we’ll worry about the rest of the world. Let’s help other people. But we’re going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It’s about make America great again. We have to do it because right now, we’re a failing nation. So we’ll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Thank you.”
And the question was! *drumroll* “**If you win in November, can you commit to prioritizing legislation to make childcare affordable, and, if so, what specific piece of legislation will you advance?**”
Almost snorted my beer in that one. Perfect.
Drinking game!
I’ll take incomprehensible for 500 Alex
I want this, but for every politician or CEO. Trump would obviously be the million dollar level questions though.
Put all those fuckers under a spotlight. Answer the dam questions people. >:|
Answer: illegal immigrants pour over the border to eat your pets and steal your jobs.
Question: Do you want fries with your three Big Macs?