Comedians can’t write funnier content than current US politics.
October 17, 2024
Comedians can’t write funnier content than current US politics.
Posted by Miz_Tsunami
14 comments
If there’s any proof the “media” has been in it for trump this whole time, just put biden in that scenario and tell me every front page wouldn’t have been carrying, “Biden lost for 39 minutes, jerks off imaginary men.”
>Jason
pretty sure it was Justin but for some reason this makes it funnier to me
He’s just so weird. The whole party is a shit show.
>invite dog murderer Kristi Noem to host it
Missed opprotunity to make a Depends joke.
Tin foil hat me says the fainting was staged to delay the questions that he never got to because he used it to play music
November Rain is literally a 9-minute song. Did he stand there and sway to the whole thing?
Guys, seriously. The handjob dance. I can’t get over it. I wanna see every second of it.
LOL, those last six lines.
That event was preceded by the event in Detroit where he complained about how the whole U.S. will be as shitty as Detroit if Harris is elected. Michigan being another essential swing state.
Trump asking whoever to play Ave Maria multiple times because his syphilitic brain can’t register that they already did
(…f*! I’m 78, I should know the dance by now. Kristi looks like she knows it. How does it go? F* it! Double dick dance! And, pump it, pump it, pump it!)
14 comments
If there’s any proof the “media” has been in it for trump this whole time, just put biden in that scenario and tell me every front page wouldn’t have been carrying, “Biden lost for 39 minutes, jerks off imaginary men.”
>Jason
pretty sure it was Justin but for some reason this makes it funnier to me
He’s just so weird. The whole party is a shit show.
>invite dog murderer Kristi Noem to host it
Missed opprotunity to make a Depends joke.
Tin foil hat me says the fainting was staged to delay the questions that he never got to because he used it to play music
November Rain is literally a 9-minute song. Did he stand there and sway to the whole thing?
Guys, seriously. The handjob dance. I can’t get over it. I wanna see every second of it.
LOL, those last six lines.
That event was preceded by the event in Detroit where he complained about how the whole U.S. will be as shitty as Detroit if Harris is elected. Michigan being another essential swing state.
Trump asking whoever to play Ave Maria multiple times because his syphilitic brain can’t register that they already did
https://i.redd.it/1476mubqv8vd1.gif
“Jason, play YMCA!”
(…f*! I’m 78, I should know the dance by now. Kristi looks like she knows it. How does it go? F* it! Double dick dance! And, pump it, pump it, pump it!)
“Thank you, Jason.”
Snl better tear this shit UP this weekend