Based on the Cian I know from work I’d say Lynx Africa body spray.
Your ma
The inside of a hurling helmet.
That lad in school with the big head
Joop and 20 Johnnie blue
Tastes like a headache
It smells like Frebreze and Fabulouso had an illegitimate love child, from a night of passionate closet sex at the company Christmas party, the one where Tide hooked up with Gain but didn’t have a baby because they’re both guys, but they did wind up getting married by Mr. Clean in a spotless cathedral in the cleaning isle and later adopted Cían because Frebreeze turned out to be a dead beat dad and Fabulouso was arrested and sentenced to ten years imprisonment for selling illegal soap to support her dryer sheet addiction.
Sandalwood, Whiskey and cough drops.
Desperation
Flavoured?
I don’t know but whatever the scent is, it’s intens.
Smells like Fuji apple vape mixed with a spice bag
Check the small print, it’s asevi flavoured.
Cian. It says so on the bottle.
*Who
Like damp clothes, dry cider and regret
Better yet, what does it taste like?
Parental disappointment.
Father Jack will know.
It’s like Bacardi blue and bleach
My nephew is called Can, when he went to lidl for the first time as a young lad he thought he was the most important person on earth… As toddlers so anyways but it was accelerated 1000%
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Based on the Cian I know from work I’d say Lynx Africa body spray.
Your ma
The inside of a hurling helmet.
That lad in school with the big head
Joop and 20 Johnnie blue
Tastes like a headache
It smells like Frebreze and Fabulouso had an illegitimate love child, from a night of passionate closet sex at the company Christmas party, the one where Tide hooked up with Gain but didn’t have a baby because they’re both guys, but they did wind up getting married by Mr. Clean in a spotless cathedral in the cleaning isle and later adopted Cían because Frebreeze turned out to be a dead beat dad and Fabulouso was arrested and sentenced to ten years imprisonment for selling illegal soap to support her dryer sheet addiction.
Sandalwood, Whiskey and cough drops.
Desperation
Flavoured?
I don’t know but whatever the scent is, it’s intens.
Smells like Fuji apple vape mixed with a spice bag
Check the small print, it’s asevi flavoured.
Cian. It says so on the bottle.
*Who
Like damp clothes, dry cider and regret
Better yet, what does it taste like?
Parental disappointment.
Father Jack will know.
It’s like Bacardi blue and bleach
My nephew is called Can, when he went to lidl for the first time as a young lad he thought he was the most important person on earth… As toddlers so anyways but it was accelerated 1000%
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