Don’t try and BS us Hans, I know the top one is a Turkish breakfast, you’re not fooling anyone.
Besides you got no ground to stand on in regards to food.
Replace the coffee with red bull for authentic Yorkshire breakfast
The top picture is missing the pile of meat Barry needs in the morning to pursue his goal of dying of heart failure at the ripe age of 37.
English breakfast is missing ‘a Greggs’
Obviously a lie because the “European” breakfast does not include that stupid sprinkle toast Aart and Ruud love so much.
Implying that the average southern European breakfast isn’t a cigarette and a cup of coffee.
Ah yes, the British, who famous eat very little at breakfast
Finally someone said it.
Brits aren’t Europeans
But is it the strawberry cheesecake flavor ????
“In April 2023, the European Commission proposed a change to the so-called “breakfast directives”, including those on honey, fruit juices, jams and marmalades. Responsibility for this lies with the Federal Ministry of Social Affairs, Health, Care and Consumer Protection.“
(Modern Breakfast got an update from the EU, No kidding)
Uhm looks like my average breakfast plus copius amounts of grapefruit?!
Both should have a coffee with cigarettes
I don’t know anyone that has the breakfast above other than Italians
The vape/cigarette and coffee is the breakfast of every young and/or dumb person everywhere!
Huh. We’ve always called the coffee and cigarette the “French Breakfast.”
Vape stinks so much.
I 100% prefer walking through a cloud of cigarette smoke than a cloud of this sugary sweet chemical disgusting children’s-medicine-like stench that comes from vaping. Fucking make it illegal already
Top is literally a modern French breakfast. We literally eat a meal called a full English. Germans can only smear us with lies.
If that is a european breakfast, I can see why you have to shit 40+ times week
The Scouse breakfast is a joint and a monster energy
Classic “café y cigarro, muñeco de barro”.
That’s the Danish school kid breakfast. Our lot would replace the coffee with a can of Monster.
I just want my oakmeal with milk and a cup of coffee and I’m happy
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Don’t try and BS us Hans, I know the top one is a Turkish breakfast, you’re not fooling anyone.
Besides you got no ground to stand on in regards to food.
Replace the coffee with red bull for authentic Yorkshire breakfast
The top picture is missing the pile of meat Barry needs in the morning to pursue his goal of dying of heart failure at the ripe age of 37.
English breakfast is missing ‘a Greggs’
Obviously a lie because the “European” breakfast does not include that stupid sprinkle toast Aart and Ruud love so much.
Implying that the average southern European breakfast isn’t a cigarette and a cup of coffee.
Ah yes, the British, who famous eat very little at breakfast
Finally someone said it.
Brits aren’t Europeans
But is it the strawberry cheesecake flavor ????
“In April 2023, the European Commission proposed a change to the so-called “breakfast directives”, including those on honey, fruit juices, jams and marmalades. Responsibility for this lies with the Federal Ministry of Social Affairs, Health, Care and Consumer Protection.“
(Modern Breakfast got an update from the EU, No kidding)
https://www.europeansources.info/record/proposal-for-a-directive-amending-council-directives-2001-110-ec-relating-to-honey-2001-112-ec-relating-to-fruit-juices-and-certain-similar-products-intended-for-human-consumption-2001-113-ec-relati/
Uhm looks like my average breakfast plus copius amounts of grapefruit?!
Both should have a coffee with cigarettes
I don’t know anyone that has the breakfast above other than Italians
The vape/cigarette and coffee is the breakfast of every young and/or dumb person everywhere!
Huh. We’ve always called the coffee and cigarette the “French Breakfast.”
Vape stinks so much.
I 100% prefer walking through a cloud of cigarette smoke than a cloud of this sugary sweet chemical disgusting children’s-medicine-like stench that comes from vaping. Fucking make it illegal already
Top is literally a modern French breakfast. We literally eat a meal called a full English. Germans can only smear us with lies.
If that is a european breakfast, I can see why you have to shit 40+ times week
The Scouse breakfast is a joint and a monster energy
Classic “café y cigarro, muñeco de barro”.
That’s the Danish school kid breakfast. Our lot would replace the coffee with a can of Monster.
I just want my oakmeal with milk and a cup of coffee and I’m happy
English packed lunch
https://preview.redd.it/d0gxxk36ebxd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c09c45ea1104113660e90bfece883731c99bd1f
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