Today is the day with the fewest heart attacks in the year, because the clocks went back and we all had an extra hour to sleep. Correspondingly the day with the most heart attacks is when the clocks go forward in the spring

by unclear_warfare

9 comments
  1. This is a bit of a misleading statistic, because heart attacks tend to fall/rise in the days after the clocks change so as to make no difference. The specific days change, but the overall rate of heart attacks doesn’t.

  2. Wish they’d stop pissing around with the time. Spending 6 months going to work in the darkness and finishing in the dark, with just an hour to get out in daylight, is utterly miserable and should be illegal.

    Fuck it, when I become King I’m making darkness outside of 12am and 6am punishable by listening to Christmas music all year round.

  3. Is it cause there’s just less hours in the day for it to happen, 23 hours as opposed to 25 hours.

  4. “We all”

    My concrete-ass body-clock waking me at 04:30 after the same eight hours sleep I get every other day.

  5. You folks have this special hell too? I thought it was only America that was dumb enough to change time twice a year. My condolences. 

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