After talking with a few mates supposedly it's not as common as I thought. I have always called a cat cleaning itself like this 'playing the bagpipes' please tell me I'm not the only one?

by Moist_Haggis

43 comments
  1. This is the first time av ever heard this but it’s good patter

  2. My mum used to always say the cat was playing the violin

  3. We call this “Worshipping the dark lord “ around here

  4. Nope, never heard that reference. But now you mention it…

  5. Nah mate that’s called a cat licking its arse hope that helps!!

  6. I believe in Sweden it is called “raising the guest spear”.

  7. Bagpiping is humping an armpit, I prefer a rusty trombone.

  8. I have never heard anyone call it that. Also everyone knows bagpipes are made of haggis not cats

  9. Always called it playing the bagpipes here 😊

  10. Remember Jasper Carrot saying he was at his girl friends house for dinner when the family dog started licking its nuts.
    Jasper looking on, for some unknown reason said ” wish I could do that”.
    He was saved by his girlfriends mother who said ” Well if you give him a biscuit he might let you”. 🙈🤣

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