Russian court orders Google to pay blocked Russian channels sum with 36 zeros

https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/10/29/russian-court-orders-google-to-pay-blocked-russian-channels-sum-with-36-zeros-en-news

49 comments
  1. With a number like that it’s pretty obvious the rest of Russia is going to get the ax if they dig in on it.

  2. Childish Brainlet Logic, echos of when Trump used to scream “the wall just got 2 feet taller” every time a latino person made him mad.

    funny they have that in common. Or no, I guess it isn’t funny.

  3. Imagine if google just said β€œNah, we’ll just stop providing YouTube services in Russia instead β€œ

  4. Google could use far less money than that to build and deploy an army to fight Russia. Or buy Putins death. Or I guess just ignore this.

  5. So this sum is about one billion trillion times more than all of the money on Earth at the moment. Modest.

  6. “I demand one billion gagillion fafillion shabadabalo shabadamillion shabaling shabalomillion rubles!”

  7. So they are just going full Dr Evil now, did they hold up the pinky when this fine was announced?

  8. Google is just waiting for the number to overflow and go back to zero, or negative big number.

    If it’s negative big number then Google can ask them for the money.

  9. I think that Google is able to pay thirty six zeros. πŸ™‚ Moreover, probably it will pay exactly that. πŸ™‚

  10. BAZILLION dollars or else! I imagine in the Alphabet boardroom they’re still laughing.

  11. They should gild, emboss, stylize, mount, and frame that bill before they refuse to pay it. πŸ˜‹

  12. > 2 undecillion rubles

    Even at the tiny “offical” exchange rate of the ruble, that would still equal a sum of more than the entirety of all the value of all the goods, money, services, that have ever existed on the plant…. by a factor of… a lot.

    It’s such a laughably absurd number that it’s just insane.

    ——

    Unless, we take this as an admission by the Russian government that the the value of the ruble is actually only $0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 in the real world…. which honestly seems more to be based more in reality.

  13. Since I can’t seem to find it in here a 1 with 36 zeros is one undecillion

    1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

  14. So a million times more money than what exists in the world today? What the hell are they smoking?

  15. Google should respond by geo-blocking all Google services inside Russia, Belarus, North Korea, and Iran.

  16. i wonder if Russian ever wake up to all this bullshit around them, feeling like back in the soviet times and ask themselfs, if they might have gone wrong.

    Ukraine is focusing vodka production centers with drones now, so this might actually be happening…

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