Russian court orders Google to pay blocked Russian channels sum with 36 zeros

https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/10/29/russian-court-orders-google-to-pay-blocked-russian-channels-sum-with-36-zeros-en-news

49 comments

  2. Google can wait 6 months and they can pay it off with $10.

  3. With a number like that it’s pretty obvious the rest of Russia is going to get the ax if they dig in on it.

  4. They could have just asked for ‘infinity’ and saved everyone the math

  8. If they decided to fine Google a googol, how much will they fine Apple?

  11. Childish Brainlet Logic, echos of when Trump used to scream “the wall just got 2 feet taller” every time a latino person made him mad.

    funny they have that in common. Or no, I guess it isn’t funny.

  12. Imagine if google just said “Nah, we’ll just stop providing YouTube services in Russia instead “

  14. The name of the judge who issued that order? Aileen Cannonina.

  15. Google could use far less money than that to build and deploy an army to fight Russia. Or buy Putins death. Or I guess just ignore this.

  16. So this sum is about one billion trillion times more than all of the money on Earth at the moment. Modest.

  18. “I demand one billion gagillion fafillion shabadabalo shabadamillion shabaling shabalomillion rubles!”

  19. So they are just going full Dr Evil now, did they hold up the pinky when this fine was announced?

  20. Google is just waiting for the number to overflow and go back to zero, or negative big number.

    If it’s negative big number then Google can ask them for the money.

  21. Bet Google threw that fax straight into the garbage while laughing.

  22. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

    HAHAHAHAHHA

    HAHAHAHAHHA

    HAHAHAHHAA

  23. I think that Google is able to pay thirty six zeros. 🙂 Moreover, probably it will pay exactly that. 🙂

  24. BAZILLION dollars or else! I imagine in the Alphabet boardroom they’re still laughing.

  25. They should gild, emboss, stylize, mount, and frame that bill before they refuse to pay it. 😋

  27. That’s more than we made in economy ever, in whole world xD

  29. > 2 undecillion rubles

    Even at the tiny “offical” exchange rate of the ruble, that would still equal a sum of more than the entirety of all the value of all the goods, money, services, that have ever existed on the plant…. by a factor of… a lot.

    It’s such a laughably absurd number that it’s just insane.

    ——

    Unless, we take this as an admission by the Russian government that the the value of the ruble is actually only $0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 in the real world…. which honestly seems more to be based more in reality.

  30. Since I can’t seem to find it in here a 1 with 36 zeros is one undecillion

    1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

  34. So a million times more money than what exists in the world today? What the hell are they smoking?

  37. Google should respond by geo-blocking all Google services inside Russia, Belarus, North Korea, and Iran.

  39. But is that in rubles? I think Google could afford a $10,000 fine. 

  43. 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

  44. No gonna happen. The Russians must be high as fuck.

  48. i wonder if Russian ever wake up to all this bullshit around them, feeling like back in the soviet times and ask themselfs, if they might have gone wrong.

    Ukraine is focusing vodka production centers with drones now, so this might actually be happening…

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