In the future, the Council of Barries will decide matters of immigration and deportation. They will be bound by the following criteria:
Blokes – Would you like to have a pint with him?
Birds – Would you like having her around the house?
If 2/3 vote yes on the criterium, the applicant will be certified as proper lad/lass, and will be granted a permanent resident status. If this threshold is not reached, they are labeled as bad eggs, and will be required to leave the country.
I bet she’s still learning english.
Why you booing him? He’s right!
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To everyone who is trying to become a Brit, my question is
As Ali g said “we have too many mingers”
Agreed. Barrys lineage could use higher cheekbones
if youre a white immigrant no one cares, or rather no one cares if you look like the locals
Unironically will “steal” a good job from people like Jerome here
She looks like if you tried to draw Michael Jackson from memory.
Its all about fitness, fittin dis …
I can’t believe Ali G has a new twitter account
They genuinely want UK immigration to be like that scene from the Ali G movie.
No one’s told them that their attitude and voting preferences probably stop them having any chance with said hotties.
The infamous Ali G border control put into practice
Ukranians are the best immigrants IMO even in Portugal, them and Chinese. All of them learn portuguese super quickly and are very productive elements of society.
As for the others, I prefer not to speak.
British women are so repulsive they need to import the pretty ones from abroad
My man Jerome think he’s gonna get laid with a twitter comment
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The Berlusconi approach to immigration
not nearly enough make up to be a brit, nice try though
Are you really proud to be British if you don’t use orange make-up and haven’t painted on huge eyebrows?
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Ukrainian migrants are based, they’ve gone through a lot and seem to be trying their utmost to fit in and I think we should take even more.
I did see somewhere that some were even learning Welsh to fit in. Feels a bit harsh to put them through such trauma.
https://i.redd.it/o0ldepztkpxd1.gif
Very based immigration policy ngl
Reform *nonce
Please use the correct terminology
I mean it’s obvious pick your choice a hot Ukrainian lady or
Just goes to show people aren’t against immigration, they’re against who you immigrate.
Well, Reddit. Here you go, boys. Now you know she’s willing to downgrade. You might have a chance.
Literally a skit from Ali G in da house
Opposition to migration from other European countries is generally quite rare.
Damn, she is definitely related to Mila Kunis some way
‘Luv me Polish birds
‘Luv me Ukrainian birds
(Not woke just like em)
https://preview.redd.it/qwkngcg0qpxd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=128fea9ee713cd857af7cd172465735e0974cd68
In the future, the Council of Barries will decide matters of immigration and deportation. They will be bound by the following criteria:
Blokes – Would you like to have a pint with him?
Birds – Would you like having her around the house?
If 2/3 vote yes on the criterium, the applicant will be certified as proper lad/lass, and will be granted a permanent resident status. If this threshold is not reached, they are labeled as bad eggs, and will be required to leave the country.
I bet she’s still learning english.
Why you booing him? He’s right!
[removed]
To everyone who is trying to become a Brit, my question is
As Ali g said “we have too many mingers”
Agreed. Barrys lineage could use higher cheekbones
if youre a white immigrant no one cares, or rather no one cares if you look like the locals
Unironically will “steal” a good job from people like Jerome here
She looks like if you tried to draw Michael Jackson from memory.
Its all about fitness, fittin dis …
I can’t believe Ali G has a new twitter account
They genuinely want UK immigration to be like that scene from the Ali G movie.
No one’s told them that their attitude and voting preferences probably stop them having any chance with said hotties.
https://i.redd.it/h5wvbd9cwpxd1.gif
The infamous Ali G border control put into practice
Ukranians are the best immigrants IMO even in Portugal, them and Chinese. All of them learn portuguese super quickly and are very productive elements of society.
As for the others, I prefer not to speak.
British women are so repulsive they need to import the pretty ones from abroad
My man Jerome think he’s gonna get laid with a twitter comment
That’s gotta be satire surely – “JeromeH8sWoke”
Based
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