A Trillion is 12 zeros and as XKCD noted, the estimated value of all sellable stuff is $77 trillion U.S.
All goods ever produced by man would add up to an estimated $2,400 trillion U.S.if the entire Earth was swallowed by a giant, planet mining monster ship, and all valuable minerals extracted and sold at market value without crashing the price, it would pay off about $0.000000001 of the fine (and I rounded up)
BUT! Google telling Russia to get bent is priceless.
All I can say to this is:
# DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
They actually typed out all the zeros, making you scroll on mobile
Clever
Google broke another record.
Wohoo
Next, Russia will hand over arrest warrants for all Google and Alphabet employees to Interpol.
It was really supposed to be $20 (which probably equates to about a billion rubles these days), but the zero key stuck on the Underwood typewriter, and the secretary was too lazy to correct it.
TIL: A stupid number.
You mean DeZillion?
about 18 more 0’s then exists in the world
almost as inflated as putins voter numbers
Why does Russia have access to the internet ?
Oh first time hearing such thing as decillion
These lawsuits are quintessential russia: The Theater of the Absurd:)
🤡🤡🤡
PUTIN: Gentlemen, it’s come to my attention That a breakaway Russian Republic Called Kreplachistan will be Transferring a nuclear warhead to The United Nations in a few days Here’s the plan. We get the warhead And we hold the world ransom… (dramatic pause) …FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
NUMBER TWO Don’t you think we should ask for More than a million dollars? A Million dollars isn’t that much money These days
PUTIN: All right then… (dramatic pause) …FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!
NUMBER TWO Virtucon alone makes over nine billion Dollars a year
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The amount of stupid that flows from Russia is really only rivaled by the stupid that flows from MAGA.
Oh, only 2 decillion? I thought it would be at least 3.
More on this subject from other reputable sources:
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– DER AKTIONÄR (C): [Alphabet before the numbers: This is what matters afterwards](https://www.deraktionaer.de/artikel/aktien/alphabet-vor-den-zahlen-darauf-kommt-es-nachher-an–20369115.html)
– Associated Press (A-): [Google ad change could affect millions of small businesses](https://apnews.com/article/google-ads-search-small-business-profile-09eb0cbd44c5b7e8b86f57560a6b3c0d)
– ABC (B): [Court challenges to Google’s search supremacy an ‘existential threat’ — so how could it be split up?](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-30/google-could-be-split-up-as-search-monopoly-challenged/104473276)
– Reuters (A): [Alphabet’s AI investments boost cloud sales, lifts maturing ad business](https://www.reuters.com/technology/google-parent-alphabet-beats-quarterly-revenue-estimates-2024-10-29/)
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Here’s XKCD to give some perspective on a lawsuit for 2 Undecillion $U.S. which is only 3 more zeros than a Decillion (36 vs 33).
https://what-if.xkcd.com/96/
A Trillion is 12 zeros and as XKCD noted, the estimated value of all sellable stuff is $77 trillion U.S.
All goods ever produced by man would add up to an estimated $2,400 trillion U.S.if the entire Earth was swallowed by a giant, planet mining monster ship, and all valuable minerals extracted and sold at market value without crashing the price, it would pay off about $0.000000001 of the fine (and I rounded up)
BUT! Google telling Russia to get bent is priceless.
All I can say to this is:
# DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
They actually typed out all the zeros, making you scroll on mobile
Clever
Google broke another record.
Wohoo
Next, Russia will hand over arrest warrants for all Google and Alphabet employees to Interpol.
It was really supposed to be $20 (which probably equates to about a billion rubles these days), but the zero key stuck on the Underwood typewriter, and the secretary was too lazy to correct it.
TIL: A stupid number.
You mean DeZillion?
about 18 more 0’s then exists in the world
almost as inflated as putins voter numbers
Why does Russia have access to the internet ?
Oh first time hearing such thing as decillion
These lawsuits are quintessential russia: The Theater of the Absurd:)
🤡🤡🤡
PUTIN: Gentlemen, it’s come to my attention
That a breakaway Russian Republic
Called Kreplachistan will be
Transferring a nuclear warhead to
The United Nations in a few days
Here’s the plan. We get the warhead
And we hold the world ransom…
(dramatic pause)
…FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
NUMBER TWO
Don’t you think we should ask for
More than a million dollars? A
Million dollars isn’t that much money
These days
PUTIN:
All right then…
(dramatic pause)
…FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!
NUMBER TWO
Virtucon alone makes over nine billion
Dollars a year
PUTIN:
(pleasantly surprised)
Oh, really?
(slightly irritated)
$2 DECILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!
#
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