Relevant what if/xkcd (Pertains to a lawsuit in 2014 that demanded the same amount, but in USD instead of roubles, in damages)
Unless it’s in rubles. Then the fine is actually only like 5$
Relax bros it’s just a typo.
They meant rubles instead of dollars.
That’s 15 bucks and one happy meal
As if anyone takes Russia seriously anymore. Everything about that country is a joke, a very bad joke.
Putler’s secretary probably just fell asleep on the keyboard because of to much vodka, and accidentally clicked send…
Surprised they didn’t fine them a Googol Ruples (10^100).
Google responded: new phone who dis?
If you had a complete set of “all the money in the world” for every coin or bill, that wouldn’t be enough to pay it.
Pinky in mouth “2 decillion dollars”
I think Google will somehow get the funds to pay for this. Just kidding. Russia can eat a bag of dicks.
It’s ok. Google will just declare bankruptcy out loud and be good…right?
That’s ridiculous! Suing people for more than all the money in the world is solely reserved for the Recording Industry Association of America to deal with some kid who pirated a Metallica album.
Russia are now the richest country on earth. They should borrow money from their friends and promise to pay it back out of google money. What could possibly go wrong?
Or what? Russia will invade Google?
Im sure Google really gives a shit
It seems the North Korean influence in Russia is growing.
Russia is a literal joke.
And when converted from rubies to US dollars it come to $31.84.
Wait! The rubie just fell again. $29.86
Wait! It fell again! $23.49.
So no more google in russia?
And the world sues Russia for double that for just existing
This is the most Russian thing possible.
Let’s have a sham but very official “legal” thing and pretend it’s normal… but everyone really knows it’s a complete sham… even us.
You can tell that Putin and Trump are cut from the same, ridiculous cloth…trump loves to make up unfounded numbers too
Gotta pay for the pointless war somehow
Impressive commitment on Russias part to ensure that everyone in the world knows they’re a clown show.
If that’s in rubles Google will be able to pay it in about 3.50 USD soon
And I have decided unilaterally that Russia owes me 1 trillion (European trillion) dollars because of emotional distress and how ugly Putin is. I mean at this point our credibility level is equally valuable. Probably mine higher as I don’t make bullshit up to invade my neighbors’ house so…
Stupid people do stupid things. Welcome to Putin’s Russia.
if the fine is in rubles, then they should have a case to bring to the russian treasury: ” first you print that many rubles (small denominations preferred), then we will talk and what we do”.
start printing comrades!
Fuck Russia.
That rubles, right? So that’s like US$3.50.
Is there a payment plan option?
This is the epitome of what a comical joke Russia has become. Their legal institution finds in favor of “serious businesses” group action international law suit…… And they give a Looney Tunes judgement and fine that the whole world laughs about without even the slightest inclination of taking it seriously.
To think this country once scared the whole world and now they’re just a poor man’s circus to laugh at.
In Rubles? That’s like a few hundred bucks
Russia so silly, could have just fined Google a $Google American Dollars and not have to pound on the zero key 100 times.
I’m sure Google will pay immediately.
Relax it was rubles, so it’s 0.78$
I think the odds of Google paying that is the same as Mexico paying for the wall.
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Double it and give it to the next person!
This was a great scene in Austin Powers.
Surely they want the fine in Rubles
Oh lord… I hope the judge is sane enough to at least be embarrassed signing a decision like that?
And again:
https://what-if.xkcd.com/96/
Relevant what if/xkcd (Pertains to a lawsuit in 2014 that demanded the same amount, but in USD instead of roubles, in damages)
Unless it’s in rubles. Then the fine is actually only like 5$
Relax bros it’s just a typo.
They meant rubles instead of dollars.
That’s 15 bucks and one happy meal
As if anyone takes Russia seriously anymore. Everything about that country is a joke, a very bad joke.
Putler’s secretary probably just fell asleep on the keyboard because of to much vodka, and accidentally clicked send…
Surprised they didn’t fine them a Googol Ruples (10^100).
Google responded: new phone who dis?
If you had a complete set of “all the money in the world” for every coin or bill, that wouldn’t be enough to pay it.
Pinky in mouth “2 decillion dollars”
I think Google will somehow get the funds to pay for this. Just kidding. Russia can eat a bag of dicks.
It’s ok. Google will just declare bankruptcy out loud and be good…right?
That’s ridiculous!
Suing people for more than all the money in the world is solely reserved for the Recording Industry Association of America to deal with some kid who pirated a Metallica album.
Russia are now the richest country on earth. They should borrow money from their friends and promise to pay it back out of google money. What could possibly go wrong?
Or what? Russia will invade Google?
Im sure Google really gives a shit
It seems the North Korean influence in Russia is growing.
Russia is a literal joke.
And when converted from rubies to US dollars it come to $31.84.
Wait! The rubie just fell again. $29.86
Wait! It fell again! $23.49.
So no more google in russia?
And the world sues Russia for double that for just existing
This is the most Russian thing possible.
Let’s have a sham but very official “legal” thing and pretend it’s normal… but everyone really knows it’s a complete sham… even us.
You can tell that Putin and Trump are cut from the same, ridiculous cloth…trump loves to make up unfounded numbers too
Gotta pay for the pointless war somehow
Impressive commitment on Russias part to ensure that everyone in the world knows they’re a clown show.
If that’s in rubles Google will be able to pay it in about 3.50 USD soon
And I have decided unilaterally that Russia owes me 1 trillion (European trillion) dollars because of emotional distress and how ugly Putin is.
I mean at this point our credibility level is equally valuable. Probably mine higher as I don’t make bullshit up to invade my neighbors’ house so…
Stupid people do stupid things. Welcome to Putin’s Russia.
if the fine is in rubles, then they should have a case to bring to the russian treasury: ” first you print that many rubles (small denominations preferred), then we will talk and what we do”.
start printing comrades!
Fuck Russia.
That rubles, right? So that’s like US$3.50.
Is there a payment plan option?
This is the epitome of what a comical joke Russia has become. Their legal institution finds in favor of “serious businesses” group action international law suit…… And they give a Looney Tunes judgement and fine that the whole world laughs about without even the slightest inclination of taking it seriously.
To think this country once scared the whole world and now they’re just a poor man’s circus to laugh at.
In Rubles? That’s like a few hundred bucks
Russia so silly, could have just fined Google a $Google American Dollars and not have to pound on the zero key 100 times.
I’m sure Google will pay immediately.
Relax it was rubles, so it’s 0.78$
I think the odds of Google paying that is the same as Mexico paying for the wall.
No u
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