Manky bastard. Should have been charged as a terrorwrist.
Dude just wanted to play some facial bingo with his boss but was too scared to do it properly.
What a vile cunt. Needs the jail for that.
It’s the good old stiffy lower lip lotion. Can’t believe this went to court.
OMG disgusting. I know someone who did shifts there when they were using a lot of healthcare workers to try to vaccinate everyone. Off to text them did they know this guy. YUCK!
Cum again….?
‘and, by means unknown, depositing his semen into the bottle.’ Pretty sure he cranked one out and shot string into the bottle 🤷🏻♂️ but I’m no police investigator 😂
Sad it’s wankers like this you might be relying on.
TIL – there’s such a thing as “Beard Balm”.
Well it was funny when Ben Stiller did it.
Jizz, that’s some story!
Wtf!
“He admitted committing a breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner, taking possession of a bottle of beard gel and, by means unknown, depositing his semen into the bottle.”
“Means unknown”?!?! Pretty sure we all know the means. That’s not the part he should struggle to admit to. Christ, unless the means could actually make this story *worse*.
Quite the cock-tail
The ultimate cum-back
Tramp.
I don’t even want to know what he did to his beard butter…
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Manky bastard. Should have been charged as a terrorwrist.
Dude just wanted to play some facial bingo with his boss but was too scared to do it properly.
What a vile cunt. Needs the jail for that.
It’s the good old stiffy lower lip lotion. Can’t believe this went to court.
OMG disgusting. I know someone who did shifts there when they were using a lot of healthcare workers to try to vaccinate everyone. Off to text them did they know this guy. YUCK!
Cum again….?
‘and, by means unknown, depositing his semen into the bottle.’ Pretty sure he cranked one out and shot string into the bottle 🤷🏻♂️ but I’m no police investigator 😂
>Kevin Dugan, [defending](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/all-about/courts), said he would reserve his plea in mitigation until Fitzpatrick returns to court for sentencing.
What does that mean?
Jorkin til it smells
Sad it’s wankers like this you might be relying on.
TIL – there’s such a thing as “Beard Balm”.
Well it was funny when Ben Stiller did it.
Jizz, that’s some story!
Wtf!
“He admitted committing a breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner, taking possession of a bottle of beard gel and, by means unknown, depositing his semen into the bottle.”
“Means unknown”?!?! Pretty sure we all know the means. That’s not the part he should struggle to admit to. Christ, unless the means could actually make this story *worse*.
Quite the cock-tail
The ultimate cum-back
Tramp.
I don’t even want to know what he did to his beard butter…
Are you sure he didn’t cum in the bams beard?
This should belong to r/BrandNewSentence
Not the hero we wank, the hero we knead!
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