Each day, I create a realistic small model of Trump, with equal intelligence and empathy to the man himself!
It even has a distinctive odour that reflects his policies.
Then I flush.
Unfortunately, it isn’t exactly baseless speculation based on his own description of the event:
>“I said how the hell do you get into this truck? It’s way up high,” he said at a rally in Wisconsin. “I said they didn’t have to buy it that big, right? You have to get it that big?”
>He said he realized how embarrassing it would be if he couldn’t get into the truck with the “fake news” watching.
>“So the first stair’s like up here,” he said, raising his arm to his waist, although the stair was actually at knee height. “I said, ‘Shit.’ So I had the adrenaline going and I made it.”
I didn’t think Dumpster Don could look anymore orange.
This is the MAGA vision of the future. One can’t open doors, the other can’t order donuts.
Jesus Christ, what’s with his hand-eye coordination… how many times did he have to fumble for the door handle before he gripped it?
That stupid stunt backfired immedietly
To play devil’s advocate, how many times has this worthless shithead had to open his own door in his life? Maybe it’s a skill issue?
/s
Wow what a weird beta fascist.
So there were no machete wielding teens there to help? Wtf?
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned dementia which can affect depth perception.
Trump is doing photo stunts while Kamala Harris is being presidential
Look everyone I’m cosplaying as a poor!
First door he’s opened himself??! The orange man has literally and metaphorically had every door opened for him.
Small hands.
He clearly demonstrated that he is too old. The double standard on that issue is glaring. Imagine if it had been Biden.
You can tell he even had to prepare his approach. He was failing just walking to the door. That footwork was special indeed. The man can’t open a fucking door and then jumps when it touches him! He was so close to burning his hand too. What a buffoon of galactic proportions. My 88 y/o MIL can climb a truck better and quicker than Mazola Ass Donny.
Why is Trump spending the last days of the campaign cosplaying as a poor person? It’s fucking weird.
We’re on track towards the garbagepocolypse as predicted in Idiocracy, and he’s leading the charge
He will say he doesn’t know anything about that garbage truck
I just saw this clip on the TV and wondered why it wasn’t called out…..
He literally can barely walk now…they are trying to weekend at bernie’s him…it’d be sad if he didn’t deserve it and worse.
Old. He OLD. He’s old and struggling with the reality. For fucks sake… he IS LITERALLY one of the elite level of people who could ‘just simply retire’ and live life out at leisure…but no, gotta be the fuckwit who just cannot accept it and quietly disappear into a life of absolute luxury.
Words fail me… but in the end? The Grim Reaper will settle his idiocy.
Trump pulling another Mussolini and cosplaying as a normal person
Dragging that leg like Mokiki
Holy shit the irony of a garbage truck with the Trump campaign logo on it and Trump himself at the helm, I just can’t quite process it all right now.
If only that door handle was a woman’s genitalia. He’d have an easier time grabbing it.
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He climbed into the wrong end.
Each day, I create a realistic small model of Trump, with equal intelligence and empathy to the man himself!
It even has a distinctive odour that reflects his policies.
Then I flush.
Unfortunately, it isn’t exactly baseless speculation based on his own description of the event:
>“I said how the hell do you get into this truck? It’s way up high,” he said at a rally in Wisconsin. “I said they didn’t have to buy it that big, right? You have to get it that big?”
>He said he realized how embarrassing it would be if he couldn’t get into the truck with the “fake news” watching.
>“So the first stair’s like up here,” he said, raising his arm to his waist, although the stair was actually at knee height. “I said, ‘Shit.’ So I had the adrenaline going and I made it.”
>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-garbage-truck-slip_n_6722d725e4b06b242cfe8650
I didn’t think Dumpster Don could look anymore orange.
This is the MAGA vision of the future. One can’t open doors, the other can’t order donuts.
Jesus Christ, what’s with his hand-eye coordination… how many times did he have to fumble for the door handle before he gripped it?
That stupid stunt backfired immedietly
To play devil’s advocate, how many times has this worthless shithead had to open his own door in his life? Maybe it’s a skill issue?
/s
Wow what a weird beta fascist.
So there were no machete wielding teens there to help? Wtf?
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned dementia which can affect depth perception.
Trump is doing photo stunts while Kamala Harris is being presidential
Look everyone I’m cosplaying as a poor!
First door he’s opened himself??! The orange man has literally and metaphorically had every door opened for him.
Small hands.
He clearly demonstrated that he is too old. The double standard on that issue is glaring. Imagine if it had been Biden.
You can tell he even had to prepare his approach. He was failing just walking to the door. That footwork was special indeed.
The man can’t open a fucking door and then jumps when it touches him!
He was so close to burning his hand too.
What a buffoon of galactic proportions.
My 88 y/o MIL can climb a truck better and quicker than Mazola Ass Donny.
Why is Trump spending the last days of the campaign cosplaying as a poor person? It’s fucking weird.
We’re on track towards the garbagepocolypse as predicted in Idiocracy, and he’s leading the charge
He will say he doesn’t know anything about that garbage truck
I just saw this clip on the TV and wondered why it wasn’t called out…..
He literally can barely walk now…they are trying to weekend at bernie’s him…it’d be sad if he didn’t deserve it and worse.
Old. He OLD. He’s old and struggling with the reality. For fucks sake… he IS LITERALLY one of the elite level of people who could ‘just simply retire’ and live life out at leisure…but no, gotta be the fuckwit who just cannot accept it and quietly disappear into a life of absolute luxury.
Words fail me… but in the end? The Grim Reaper will settle his idiocy.
Trump pulling another Mussolini and cosplaying as a normal person
Dragging that leg like Mokiki
Holy shit the irony of a garbage truck with the Trump campaign logo on it and Trump himself at the helm, I just can’t quite process it all right now.
If only that door handle was a woman’s genitalia. He’d have an easier time grabbing it.
[Roll the clip!](https://x.com/mattmfm/status/1851765350477754842?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1851765350477754842%7Ctwgr%5E004853e159fda97f0978b30f3b97092dbc99f201%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fvideo-donald-trump-struggling-enter-garbage-truck-goes-viral-1977750)
Hulk Hogan – lost a fight with his shirt
Trump – lost a fight with a door handle
His right leg appears to done campaigning for some time now
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