How are you getting weetabix crumbs on you, you madman
People eating weetabix dry?
Here’s a hill on which I’m prepared to die on.
Babies, old ladies, and sted heads eat Weetabix.
Many years ago, I inherited a parrot.
We have a mutual hatred of each other.
I would rather consume his avian shit than eat Weetabix.
Edit.
He’s zubbing like a phone on vibrate now just to piss me off.
This is the content I come here for.
Jammy Dodgers and Jam Rings too, the jam stops you closing your mouth quickly when you bite, so some of the biscuit escapes.
Flake gets bonus points because the crumbs immediately melt into whatever they get on and become a nightmare to get out
Nature valley bars are something else. As soon as you open the pack there’s an explosion of crumbs to greet you. Take a bite and it feels like an oaty waterfall is gushing down your face. Then once eaten, the empty wrapper is still essentially a bag of oats you try your best to not cover the floor with
No Ryvita?
Where is The Ripple chocolate bar?
If you’re eating Weetabix dry then you’ve let yourself down in a pretty major way.
I nominate the Greggs cheese and bacon wrap. Flaky pastry infused with lard, stains guaranteed. I’m rather partial to them
Eating a sausage roll on the go… you always end up wearing half he pastry and no amount of brushing down will clear it.
Anything with flaky pastry goes everywhere.
Now I crave a sausage roll. Or two.
Try the MyProtein Protein Wafer. Arguably the most difficult thing to eat unless you are over a bin.
I thought this was going to be loss
I have severe brainrot
You’ve never cut tiger bread then.
I think croissants would like a word too
Double deckers are so much more crumbly than a flake
Twirls are more crumbly than flakes!
Oat hobnobs toooo
Have you met walkers crips
Weetabix residue, if allowed to dry out, is one of the strongest substances know to man
What about the first and last digestive in the pack?
Four horsemen of the crumbpocalypse
Watched an American who was over here for work try to tackle a sausage roll once. Flakes of the stuff we’re every where. Guy couldn’t control his flakes
Double Decker has entered the chat
Laughs in double decker crumbs**
Do people actually eat sausage rolls with ketchup nowadays or did they just put it in to have some colour in the photo?
Never had a pastie from Ladybower Reservoir café then as they beat any sausage roll! I’m sure it’s done just so ducks get their fat quota with all the crumbs hitting the floor.
A Crumpocalypse if you will
I will take one of each please. Well, two of the sausage rolls if I can be naughty.
Croissant for me. When I was little we used to have croissants and pain au chocolat for breakfast every Sunday before church. We’d be dressed in our Sunday best so I’d get covered in crumbs and be sent to the front door to shake them all off
If you leave Weetabix crumbs to dry in the cereal bowl after breakfast then they set into the hardest concrete cement known to man.
Tunnock’s Caramel Logs are a nightmare too
Try the katsu chicken bake from Greggs. Crumbs everywhere and hot gravy burning your mouth while also ruining whatever you’re wearing.
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How are you getting weetabix crumbs on you, you madman
People eating weetabix dry?
Here’s a hill on which I’m prepared to die on.
Babies, old ladies, and sted heads eat Weetabix.
Many years ago, I inherited a parrot.
We have a mutual hatred of each other.
I would rather consume his avian shit than eat Weetabix.
Edit.
He’s zubbing like a phone on vibrate now just to piss me off.
This is the content I come here for.
Jammy Dodgers and Jam Rings too, the jam stops you closing your mouth quickly when you bite, so some of the biscuit escapes.
Flake gets bonus points because the crumbs immediately melt into whatever they get on and become a nightmare to get out
Nature valley bars are something else. As soon as you open the pack there’s an explosion of crumbs to greet you.
Take a bite and it feels like an oaty waterfall is gushing down your face.
Then once eaten, the empty wrapper is still essentially a bag of oats you try your best to not cover the floor with
No Ryvita?
Where is The Ripple chocolate bar?
If you’re eating Weetabix dry then you’ve let yourself down in a pretty major way.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI6FQJe3sU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI6FQJe3sU)
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flake isnt even the crumbliest
I nominate the Greggs cheese and bacon wrap. Flaky pastry infused with lard, stains guaranteed. I’m rather partial to them
Eating a sausage roll on the go… you always end up wearing half he pastry and no amount of brushing down will clear it.
Anything with flaky pastry goes everywhere.
Now I crave a sausage roll. Or two.
Try the MyProtein Protein Wafer. Arguably the most difficult thing to eat unless you are over a bin.
I thought this was going to be loss
I have severe brainrot
You’ve never cut tiger bread then.
I think croissants would like a word too
Double deckers are so much more crumbly than a flake
Twirls are more crumbly than flakes!
Oat hobnobs toooo
Have you met walkers crips
Weetabix residue, if allowed to dry out, is one of the strongest substances know to man
What about the first and last digestive in the pack?
Four horsemen of the crumbpocalypse
Watched an American who was over here for work try to tackle a sausage roll once. Flakes of the stuff we’re every where. Guy couldn’t control his flakes
Double Decker has entered the chat
Laughs in double decker crumbs**
Do people actually eat sausage rolls with ketchup nowadays or did they just put it in to have some colour in the photo?
Never had a pastie from Ladybower Reservoir café then as they beat any sausage roll! I’m sure it’s done just so ducks get their fat quota with all the crumbs hitting the floor.
A Crumpocalypse if you will
I will take one of each please. Well, two of the sausage rolls if I can be naughty.
Croissant for me. When I was little we used to have croissants and pain au chocolat for breakfast every Sunday before church. We’d be dressed in our Sunday best so I’d get covered in crumbs and be sent to the front door to shake them all off
If you leave Weetabix crumbs to dry in the cereal bowl after breakfast then they set into the hardest concrete cement known to man.
Tunnock’s Caramel Logs are a nightmare too
Try the katsu chicken bake from Greggs. Crumbs everywhere and hot gravy burning your mouth while also ruining whatever you’re wearing.
Pastry is flakey not crumbly!
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