The four horsemen of the crumbly apocalypse

by Aestas-Architect

38 comments
  1. Here’s a hill on which I’m prepared to die on.

    Babies, old ladies, and sted heads eat Weetabix.

    Many years ago, I inherited a parrot.

    We have a mutual hatred of each other.

    I would rather consume his avian shit than eat Weetabix.

    Edit.

    He’s zubbing like a phone on vibrate now just to piss me off.

  2. Jammy Dodgers and Jam Rings too, the jam stops you closing your mouth quickly when you bite, so some of the biscuit escapes.

  3. Flake gets bonus points because the crumbs immediately melt into whatever they get on and become a nightmare to get out

  4. Nature valley bars are something else. As soon as you open the pack there’s an explosion of crumbs to greet you.
    Take a bite and it feels like an oaty waterfall is gushing down your face.
    Then once eaten, the empty wrapper is still essentially a bag of oats you try your best to not cover the floor with

  5. I nominate the Greggs cheese and bacon wrap. Flaky pastry infused with lard, stains guaranteed. I’m rather partial to them

  6. Eating a sausage roll on the go… you always end up wearing half he pastry and no amount of brushing down will clear it.

  7. Try the MyProtein Protein Wafer. Arguably the most difficult thing to eat unless you are over a bin.

  8. Watched an American who was over here for work try to tackle a sausage roll once. Flakes of the stuff we’re every where. Guy couldn’t control his flakes

  9. Do people actually eat sausage rolls with ketchup nowadays or did they just put it in to have some colour in the photo?

  10. Never had a pastie from Ladybower Reservoir café then as they beat any sausage roll! I’m sure it’s done just so ducks get their fat quota with all the crumbs hitting the floor.

  11. Croissant for me. When I was little we used to have croissants and pain au chocolat for breakfast every Sunday before church. We’d be dressed in our Sunday best so I’d get covered in crumbs and be sent to the front door to shake them all off

  12. If you leave Weetabix crumbs to dry in the cereal bowl after breakfast then they set into the hardest concrete cement known to man.

  13. Try the katsu chicken bake from Greggs. Crumbs everywhere and hot gravy burning your mouth while also ruining whatever you’re wearing.

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