What Could Go Wrong?

Posted by boringhangover

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  1. These are the same people that scream when someone take’s t the entire bowl and dumps it into their bag.

  2. More like – “Handing out candy is socialism, these children should be working to buy their own candy.”

  3. Except I would trust the children to be more empathetic towards others.

    The billionaires, on the other hand, wouldn’t piss on the lower/middle class if they were on fire.

  4. I’d guess that most kids are more generous with their candy than most billionaires are with their money. 

  5. Maybe that kid is diabetic and he can’t eat all that candy so it forces him to share

  6. That will lead to disaster. You have to save a single piece of candy from the hoard you give to the first child, and give it to the second child. Then tell that second child that all the other children who haven’t gotten candy are going to try to steal his one piece of candy.

  7. When they accidentally eat all of their candy too fast, will you bail them out with a fresh bag?

  8. Actially, you need to give the majority of the can to the 1% of the kids who have the most candy.

  9. Or maybe you give all of the candy to kid whose parent gave you $100 to do it, and you just tell the other kids “Sorry I ran out, all of the immigrant and LGBTQ kids took all of your candy.”

  10. It probably would work at least better because kids tends to be less greedy than adults. 

  11. They would probably distribute candy more fairly than our society distributes its profits.

  12. Put out an empty bowl with a sign that says, “Take one, please” and the kids will think other kids took all the candy.

  13. I do this every year. The bowl is out and I’m hoping it trickles down to others in the neighborhood.

  14. Realistically a republican Halloween as when one person puts out a bowl and says please take one and they take the whole thing

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