Just install a spring and it will swing closed on its own.
SHUT MY 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 GATE!!!
Yep, I would be wedging that open with a rock, every time I deliver there 😆
Shouldn’t be fucking your gate mate. Might get splinters.
If I walked past this, I would open it.
if i see that,…im leavin it open
even if im not going in,..im opening your gate and leaving it open.
gd luck when trick or treaters see that tonite
Ways to guarantee posties and delivery staff will 100% leave it open
I love how you whispered “fucking”
I always shut gates, but I would forget this time 🤭
Please , would have been a nice touch.
What’s a “fucking gate”? Sounds kinky
Classy
Why is everything but the word ‘fucking’ in capitals?
I’d leave it open on purpose
Swearing in public (particularly at children’s face height) is really tacky. I hope you propped their gate open.
I 100% always make sure to shut someone’s gate behind me, but this one would be left wide open.
The agressive form of Larry Graysons famous catchphrase.
The only way to deal with the issue.
As a former postman, I would either leave that open or slam it closed as I leave
Classy /s
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Maybe a second line, in the same vein:
The dog doesn’t bite, but the owner does.
I have that sign on my gate. You put more effort in though, mine is written on masking tape.
I can not believe my first thought was “think of the children bro”
I’m officially middle aged
I can imagine you on r/compoface with arms folded in front of the open gate with the headline “Resident left fuming after gate left open EVEN after sign installed”
I won’t lie, walking past this would make me open that gate ha
I’ve heard of a Kissing Gate, but this is a new one.
I’d leave it open just for that
Except on party business.
I love seeing non-confrontational people utterly fuck it
Classic council house gate with this is just *chef’s kiss*
More likely to get compliance with a kind request.
And keep it shut!
I love how the expletive is written in a *calmer* font than the rest.
You know, I’ve got a few leftover laminate boards in the garage!
Just need a gate now?
See I’ve heard of a kissing gate…
More bees with honey my friend…
Let’s keep it classy out there.
Delivery drivers can’t read English, so I wouldn’t expect much
Honestly, a ‘please’ wouldn’t go amiss…
As a delivery driver, i will leave any gate the way i find it. It’s also surprising how many people have gates that either will not stay closed or almost fall apart if you look at them the wrong way.
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No Admittance
Except on Party Business
Have you considered a spring?
Just install a spring and it will swing closed on its own.
SHUT MY 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 GATE!!!
Yep, I would be wedging that open with a rock, every time I deliver there 😆
Shouldn’t be fucking your gate mate. Might get splinters.
If I walked past this, I would open it.
if i see that,…im leavin it open
even if im not going in,..im opening your gate and leaving it open.
gd luck when trick or treaters see that tonite
Ways to guarantee posties and delivery staff will 100% leave it open
I love how you whispered “fucking”
I always shut gates, but I would forget this time 🤭
Please , would have been a nice touch.
What’s a “fucking gate”? Sounds kinky
Classy
Why is everything but the word ‘fucking’ in capitals?
I’d leave it open on purpose
Swearing in public (particularly at children’s face height) is really tacky. I hope you propped their gate open.
I 100% always make sure to shut someone’s gate behind me, but this one would be left wide open.
The agressive form of Larry Graysons famous catchphrase.
The only way to deal with the issue.
As a former postman, I would either leave that open or slam it closed as I leave
Classy /s
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Maybe a second line, in the same vein:
The dog doesn’t bite, but the owner does.
I have that sign on my gate. You put more effort in though, mine is written on masking tape.
I can not believe my first thought was “think of the children bro”
I’m officially middle aged
I can imagine you on r/compoface with arms folded in front of the open gate with the headline “Resident left fuming after gate left open EVEN after sign installed”
I won’t lie, walking past this would make me open that gate ha
I’ve heard of a Kissing Gate, but this is a new one.
I’d leave it open just for that
Except on party business.
I love seeing non-confrontational people utterly fuck it
Classic council house gate with this is just *chef’s kiss*
More likely to get compliance with a kind request.
And keep it shut!
I love how the expletive is written in a *calmer* font than the rest.
You know, I’ve got a few leftover laminate boards in the garage!
Just need a gate now?
See I’ve heard of a kissing gate…
More bees with honey my friend…
Let’s keep it classy out there.
Delivery drivers can’t read English, so I wouldn’t expect much
Honestly, a ‘please’ wouldn’t go amiss…
As a delivery driver, i will leave any gate the way i find it. It’s also surprising how many people have gates that either will not stay closed or almost fall apart if you look at them the wrong way.
PLEASE!!!!
Were you born in a barn?
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