Don’t be a llama’d

by mizzyz

35 comments
  1. They caught him with some *il-llama-nating* evidence.

  2. The look on the guys face in the van is the exact face you’d be pulling if you were arrested with a llama.

  3. For a split second, I thought that copper was Greg Davies

  4. Under arrest for eating the daffodils on the roundabout.

  5. “What’s the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Peruvian meal?”

  6. “Is there room in the back for a couple more sarge? Never mind if there isn’t, alpacanother in the boot if I need to.”

  7. Not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car, a llama…

  8. Theres a horrible histories song surely if theres a drama you llama a yarma farmer (i know it works in spanish but i dont know how to spell it)

  9. Told them not to spit on the police officer, they never listen

  10. “Look here, my cousin’s a QC”
    “Get in alpaca the van!”

  11. They’re being arrested for breaking and entering with intent to commit either theft, rape, or criminal damage.

    In other words, they are Burglar Llamas. 😊

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