Sip it like a wine taster and then say ‘lovely! I’ll have the whole cup’!
fucking hell mate, ran out of water?
Did you pour that from the top of the castle?
Is the tide out?
I have seen people get divorced for less than this monstrosity of an insult
Do i pish the bed?
My late husband told me once, when I handled a not full cup “is the other half coming later?”😂
“Tide’s gone out”
It’s surprising what people can find insulting. Half a cup of Luke warm tea with some spilt in the saucer, or even no saucer. I mean, there are limits for goodness sake.
Tripped on the way over?
More tea vicar
“Gently mocked” that’s grounds for bullying in my eyes, handing me a half cup of tea like I’m a child, fuck right off haha
I once made a cup of tea for a friend, my cups of tea are great so what he did was out of pure cuntishness, he took one sip, looked at me and poured the cup of tea on the floor, I’ve never been in a physical fight but I came extremely close that day, I’ve never been so insulted, cunt could have just gave me the tea id he didn’t want it, still angers me 5yrs later, fuck you Tony!
“had an argument with the top of the cup, have we?”
In the Navy, we sometimes had to make 1/2 cups at sea to stop them spilling when the ship rolled. Ashore, you would ask if it was a “rough weather” wet (drink)?
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Ill need to take a taxi to get to the rim
“Is there a war on?!”
Anyone ever heard a short measure of tea called ‘a Dutch cup’?
Cow gone on strike?!
“What happened? Break the microwave, did we?”
Edited for additional passive aggression.
Am I getting this brew on an installment plan?
“Did the Vicar come and stay?”
Or the classic, don’t put much milk in it.
“Fuckin’ ‘ell lad! Bloody cow run dry or what?”
These Tide’s out come back when it’s in
Why’s it wearing the vicars collar?
It’s like going into a UK pub and getting a short measure in a pint glass: “Have you got a ladder?” – “No, why?” – “So I can reach my beer!”.
Didn’t realise they’d started rationing water.. where’s the rest of it you absolute tomato…?
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Sip it like a wine taster and then say ‘lovely! I’ll have the whole cup’!
fucking hell mate, ran out of water?
Did you pour that from the top of the castle?
Is the tide out?
I have seen people get divorced for less than this monstrosity of an insult
Do i pish the bed?
My late husband told me once, when I handled a not full cup “is the other half coming later?”😂
“Tide’s gone out”
It’s surprising what people can find insulting. Half a cup of Luke warm tea with some spilt in the saucer, or even no saucer. I mean, there are limits for goodness sake.
Tripped on the way over?
More tea vicar
“Gently mocked” that’s grounds for bullying in my eyes, handing me a half cup of tea like I’m a child, fuck right off haha
I once made a cup of tea for a friend, my cups of tea are great so what he did was out of pure cuntishness, he took one sip, looked at me and poured the cup of tea on the floor, I’ve never been in a physical fight but I came extremely close that day, I’ve never been so insulted, cunt could have just gave me the tea id he didn’t want it, still angers me 5yrs later, fuck you Tony!
“had an argument with the top of the cup, have we?”
In the Navy, we sometimes had to make 1/2 cups at sea to stop them spilling when the ship rolled. Ashore, you would ask if it was a “rough weather” wet (drink)?
[removed]
Ill need to take a taxi to get to the rim
“Is there a war on?!”
Anyone ever heard a short measure of tea called ‘a Dutch cup’?
Cow gone on strike?!
“What happened? Break the microwave, did we?”
Edited for additional passive aggression.
Am I getting this brew on an installment plan?
“Did the Vicar come and stay?”
Or the classic, don’t put much milk in it.
“Fuckin’ ‘ell lad! Bloody cow run dry or what?”
These Tide’s out come back when it’s in
Why’s it wearing the vicars collar?
It’s like going into a UK pub and getting a short measure in a pint glass: “Have you got a ladder?” – “No, why?” – “So I can reach my beer!”.
Didn’t realise they’d started rationing water.. where’s the rest of it you absolute tomato…?
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