My wife said if Harris wins I will get laid tonight. Please, I’m counting on you people… I need this!

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1. Jokes on you. There’s a strong chance we won’t find out the winner tonight. 

2. Tell your wife that no matter what happens that Harris is a winner in your book

3. Tell your wife that if she truly cared about Democracy she’d be willing to lay some of the rest of.. oh nevermind!

   Here’s hoping for you my dude (and the rest of the free-thinking world).

4. Yes, she told all of us the same thing. Vote Blue!

5. Wait are we married to the same woman ?

6. Looks like one way or another you’re fucked!

7. Humpin for Harris. The campaign should’ve thought of this

8. So either you get fucked or we all get fucked.

9. It might take a few days so if Harris is still leading each night remind your wife a deal is a deal.

10. And if Trump wins the world is fucked.

11. Tell her I voted for her, maybe that’s worth at least a handjob

12. We won’t know the winner tonight. Most likely in the morning.

13. I’ve done my part. Godspeed, brother!

14. Go ahead and check that box.

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16. I did it all for the nookie…

17. hate to break it to you guys who are (actually) hoping to get laid tonight, but she’s not winning tonight.

    by the end of the week? hopefully.

18. I did my part. God speed, brother…

19. Lysistrata vibes. Hope this is a trend all over the US! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata)

20. We’ll get u there

21. LOL

22. Good luck 🤞

23. Probably won’t know tonight. It will take days to count all the truckload of fake votes they have to ship in.

24. If you get laid we all get laid buddy

25. I’m rooting for you too!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

26. …Yea but if she loses you’re gonna be fucked for four years.

27. So this is like an every four years thing? Lucky

28. Lmao

29. You got it, Doug.

30. I did my part, brother

31. 

32. Heh we wont find out tonight

33. God speed, my guy!

34. I too choose this guy’s wife

35. 

36. VOTE!!!

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37. My wife and I are in Alabama, and we both just voted for Harris! I hope you get laid tonight! Ha ha ha ha ha ha (the voice to text literally put in my wife’s laugh) 🤣🤣🤣

38. May the grace of Aphrodite be ever in your favor! Godspeed.

39. lol, probably won’t know until tomorrow. Wife played the same trick on me 😂

40. I did my part to help you by voting early .

41. Bro, you’re not getting laid tonight. I want her to win but the election will not be called any time today

42. Come on Donnie! Let’s cockblock this redditor.

43. You’ve got me in your corner… not actually because I’m pretty scared of guttural noises.

44. We won’t know the outcome for weeks, potentially. And Trump will never concede.

45. Not quite. She said she’ll blow you off.

46. Hey, pal, I’m just supplying the vote.

47. Just a thought……if trump wins, we are all getting screwed….oh…and not in a good way!!

    

48. I’d vote multiple times for you but it’s illegal.

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