Posting memes of Greece being superior to the Netherlands, until sea levels rise. Day 3, going hiking.

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1. Pedro could not join us on the hike. He said something about shoveling mud after his siesta.

2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Scenery

3. “A greek hike” is what we call walking to school or to the shops here

4. Why did you let Luigi’s Serbian nephew, bully you into renouncing all your cool gods Stavros?

5. I find that anyone making fun of climbing our mountain has never even climbed it themselves, evidently because they are too scared to do it.

6. If you think Dutch people go hiking in the mountains for fun I’m sorry to say you are not qualified to make these jokes. Not that a lack of qualifications ever stopped a Greek person

7. Stavros, why is there beef between us? Has some knob Dutch tourist criticized the souvlaki of your uncle’s restaurant?

8. I’m probably going to catch flak for this, like “You only say that because you live in boring ass Denmark”. But idgaf, it’s the truth, and someone has to say it. Bragging with your country’s geography is such an arbitrary flex. Did you build those mountains? No. Did you make that river? No.
   Just stop it already, you sillies.

9. Mount Olypmus: 2918m
   Zugspitze: 2962m

   Nice hill, Ioannis.

10. It’s all about the company

    GUNS by your side and adventure is guaranteed

    Kees will shit on every PIGS that makes fun of us

    Sven will protect us with his Ak47 (+ suicide vest if things get rough)

    Barry and Hans will jump down something while drunk and die, giving Kees and Sven a good laugh before they hike down again

11. Missing Spain. Portugal has no real mountains.

12. Selfie stick wankers

13. Tsk tsk, I think my municipality alone has 11 mountains taller than Mount Olympus.

14. 12 ouzos later the greek guy is reenacting the escapades of Zeus

15. Well, when you dont go to work you have lots of time to go hiking on high mountains.

16. You don’t know about the Alps? What’s going on there, not enough germoney for geography classes?

17. Average greek person leaves the Athens metropolitan area once a year, at most. Average Dutch person goes on a hiking trip every weekend in the beautiful Belgian Ardennes to ruin the lives of local Walloons

18. Arabposting is back on the menu I see

19. PIGS > GUNS

20. Look at Luigi, wearing a hat and jacket, what a poser

21. The biggest hill in my dutch province is a garbage mount, this is not a joke

22. The highest point in the Netherlands is april 20th

23. We’ve got Mount Paget 2,935m. It’s just not in the uk…

24. combined amount of 13 euros on our pockets 😎

25. Portugal isnt fitting in this picture

26. Just you wait until Piraeus floods Grecco then you will peep difrently

27. At least our hill is higher than Denmark, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. Our official highest mountain on Saba is higher than Belgium, Belarus and Moldova.

28. Oh no, we were not invited, well, I wasn’t going anyways, time to sleep

29. I’m from the flat lands, so I’d be impressed by your hill my swamp dwelling friends

    

30. Why climb a mountain while i can climb your bearded sister.

31. The Greeks: ‘we go walk on a mountain’

    The Dutch: ‘we are the mountain’

32. To get to my kindergarten I had to climb a mountain triple this size twice a day

33. [G E K O L O N I S E E R D](https://i.ibb.co/GdLVMkt/olympus.png)

    Sit the fuck down Stavros, you don’t know what it is to be truly high.

34. We have mountains?

35. Why do you need mountains to go hiking?

36. PIG is lonely I want my spanish brothers so we can be PIGS in plural. Not to mention they have cooler mountains compared to ours

37. Don’t care about that hiking nonsense, get me on the train up Snowdon and I’ll down a couple pints at the caf at the top.

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