First thing I saw outside my work's staff entrance this morning – for some reason, it's the sauce untouched on the side that really got me 🤧 do you think he paid cash?
At the point in my life where I am jealous of a pigeon ðŸ˜2024 is truly not my year 🤣
Kurt Vonnegut hired a french chef to cook all his meals. One morning he woke up, walked downstairs and his french chef had prepared him a dish of mushrooms.
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That’s one bougie sky rat!
Sky rat for the win
Pepper-only for the spice of the skies
A perfect Martin Amis moment
At the point in my life where I am jealous of a pigeon ðŸ˜2024 is truly not my year 🤣
Kurt Vonnegut hired a french chef to cook all his meals. One morning he woke up, walked downstairs and his french chef had prepared him a dish of mushrooms.
“Ah” said Kurt “Breakfast of champignons.”
💀
who throws out a whole pizza man
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