Kate Winslet reads a very special (adult) Bedtime Story | Comic Relief: Red Nose Day – BBC

C BB’s bedtime story hello children you really need to go to sleep right now and hello mommies and daddies tonight’s bedtime story is called now there are two of you I have wonderful news for you darling a little brother or sister is coming what

Fun as for me me my life is pretty much now because Two’s A million more kids than one the baby is growing inside mama’s tummy put your hand there you might feel it kick soon you won’t be the focus of all our attention chances are that will make you a dick once there

Were pockets of quiet when Mama and Papa could do a few grownup type things but not anymore now there are two of you no I can’t play right now kiddo The Babe spent the whole night awake I know you feel sad and neglected but cut me some slack

Sake looking back with just you it was easy to do stuff without a big uproar now the simplest of outings a grueling ordeal what the did we sign ourselves up for someday you’ll entertain one another while we chill and catch up on our reading but for years years there will not be a

Time no one’s or crying or peeing I don’t love you any less now my dear love’s not a pie we don’t have to divide it I’m just so frazzled I hate everybody and I’m too tired to hide it sometimes when you both are sleeping we watch you secure in the knowledge

That one day this madness will come to an end and you’ll both go the off to college at 2: in the morning it hits me my heart thumps a ratatatat if you two were going to college how the are we paying for that good Night

It’s time for bed, kids – because Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet says so

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  4. OMG! Kate Winslet i am very disappointing at you for bad reading on this book for your further actions and now the kids made it so much upset and we're done! 😡

  14. Calls for a boycott are intensifying on X following Tyson Foods’ announcement earlier this week to shutter a pork processing facility in Perry, Iowa.

    This move will eliminate 1,276 blue-collar jobs. At the same time, the mega food processor has expressed interest in hiring tens of thousands of illegals.

  15. “While this decision was not easy, it emphasizes our focus to optimize the efficiency of our operations to best serve our customers,” a Tyson spokesperson said in a statement to Food Dive.

    Perhaps the optimization part of the supply chain is better explained by Garrett Dolan, who leads Tyson’s efforts to eliminate employment barriers such as immigration status, told Bloomberg, “We would like to employ another 42,000 [migrants] if we could find them.”

    Or explained by Charlie Kirk…

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  16. Charlie Kirk
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    The Great Replacement in action.

    Tyson Foods is firing American workers and replacing them with illegals.

    Adding insult to injury, Tyson Foods will also provide lawyers to help with "immigration" hearings.

    Disgraceful. Boycott Tyson Foods!!

  18. Breanna Morello
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    Tyson Foods is closing its Perry, Iowa pork plant.

    This will cost the town 1,200 jobs.

    The current population in Perry is 7,928.

    Tyson Foods is currently looking to fill 52,000 factory jobs and it’s planning on doing so by hiring illegal aliens in NYC over the next 2 years.
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  19. Catturd ™
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    Time to Bud Light them.
    Amy Strong 🇺🇸
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    Shouldn’t be hard for my family. Don’t buy any of their frozen crap, we only buy blue and gold bacon and sausage. Will make sure to not buy Sara Lee. If they do have something to do with McDonald’s, my kids don’t even like eating there

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    Former Trump Treasury Secretary Mnuchin Says He Wants to Buy TikTok
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  21. Following Wednesday’s passage of a bill in the House that would force TikTok to be “fully divested” from Chinese-owned parent company ByteDance, former Trump Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said on Thursday that he’s organizing a group to buy the social media app.

    “I think the legislation should pass and I think it should be sold,” Mnuchin told CNBC‘s “Squawk Box” on Thursday. “It’s a great business and I’m going to put together a group to buy TikTok,” he added.

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    Bankruptcy Laws Plus Inflation Equals Scam
    by Schiff Gold
    March 14th 2024, 4:49 pm
    Taxpayers pay into Social Security, pay for unemployment insurance, and all kinds of government programs. But even if we get our money back, each dollar in benefits is less than each dollar of tax that was paid.

  23. At the end of 2022, investors all around the world who had bet big on cryptocurrency and had their cryptocurrency stored by the crypto exchange, FTX, received bad news.

    Sam Bankman-Fried and other leaders of the exchange had been using cryptocurrency that was supposedly stored by the exchange to make bets on financial markets. And the FTX leadership was bad at trading and racked up huge losses. FTX declared bankruptcy and many of FTX leaders were convicted of financial crimes. For the investors of FTX, it was a painful experience that came from betting on cryptocurrency and the viability of crypto institutions that managed such assets. Expected losses were claimed to be in the billions.

  24. But as of 2024, FTX’s bankruptcy lawyers began claiming that FTX creditors would be repaid in full. This claim is based on a technicality of bankruptcy law and is a feature that screws over investors and hides the reality of inflation.

    When FTX went bankrupt, the debts it owed the people who deposited their cryptocurrency with FTX were recorded based on the US dollar value at the time. Of course, cryptocurrency is a wildly volatile asset, primarily used for speculation rather than as a store of value or for actual transactions. This volatility contributed to the FTX bankruptcy as the value of assets it held at any time, changed over time.

    Currently, crypto prices are generally higher than at the time FTX went bankrupt, but it’s unclear how long this will last given crypto’s volatility. The US dollar is worth less than ever given two more years of the high inflation experienced during the Biden administration. This means that the cryptocurrency held by FTX can be exchanged for a relatively large amount of 2024 US dollars to repay debts that were measured in 2022 dollars. This is what FTX means by claiming it can now repay its creditors.

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    Imagine if a similar thing happened with a gold storage company. A company promises to store gold bars for its customers, secretly loses many of them in bad bets, and declares bankruptcy. The company records how much it owes its customers- not in the amount of gold lost- but in what bankruptcy lawyers claim it was worth in US dollars. Then years later, as the dollar continues to inflate away its value relative to gold, the gold investors are repaid in devalued dollars. This is how bankruptcy and inflation combine to hurt investors.

    This is not the only area where ordinary people face a dynamic like this.

    When an employer withholds taxes from your paycheck, and you have to wait for your tax return to get it back, you are giving an interest-free loan to the government. This would be true no matter the currency that the United States used. But the United States uses a fiat currency that’s losing value over time.

  25. Not only does tax withholding mean that taxpayers are losing out on the interest they could have earned, they’re paid back in their refund in a currency that loses value month by month. Taxpayers pay into Social Security, pay for unemployment insurance, and all kinds of government programs. But even if we get our money back, each dollar in benefits is less than each dollar of tax that was paid.

    Bankruptcy law makes this scheme obvious, but it affects every American taxpayer.

  30. BBC News Racism In 2023, an estimated 6.3 million children under five died, 2.9 million of them in the WHO African Region. This is equivalent to five children under 5 years of age dying every minute. Two thirds of these deaths can be attributed to preventable causes. A third of all these deaths are in the neonatal period.

  32. Advertised as adult 18. Then bleep all the swear words out. What's the point. If you feel you don't need swear words for a funny story, then why have them in it.

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