Shocking News

by LduckReddit

24 comments
  1. Hold on to your socks, because I’ve got some electrifying news headed your way!

  2. Ah so if I kicked a baby I would be in jail but if the king does it he gets a slap on the wrist

  3. Bloody… Chavs…always creating trouble… instead of finding a proper job.

  4. That babies always looking for trouble. Not the first time it’s antagonised someone and then gone crawling off to the press for attention

  5. Nah I think the monarch can kick one baby a year however only if it’s decided by the internet that it’s a ugly baby, seems fair

  6. Once you finally get to be the King, you get to do whatever the fuck you want.

  7. I thought my family had problems, but mine look like angels compared to this inbred bunch.

  8. Relax. The baby allegedly, Reportedly, With proof from an inside Royal source.

    Backed up by totally neutral body language experts who liased with totally neutral Royal Reporters who aren’t in private snapchat groups with Royal family members have concluded that the baby is a biracial Narcissist.

    But there’s hope. Andrew has volunteered to get hands on and work one on one with the alleged, reportedly, thought to be offender.

  9. Oh yes i was there! The baby actually did look weird. It was a bulldog. The “parents” were playing an April fools prank

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