You guys are good, this riddle has been boggling my mind all day.
Yes! Got it! 💅
Easy
It’s easy. God.
I got it too 🥳 thanks OP for allowing my brain to demonstrate it’s not senile just yet!
E
Molly
Nicholas Lyndhurst
A pub landlord has a regular that loves riddles, he asks them all the time, every day is some silly riddle, and the riddler just laughs and brays at anyone who doesn’t get it.
The landlord has had enough. “I’ll tell you what,” says the landlord, “I’ve got a deal for you. We’ll ask each other a riddle, and if I don’t know the answer to yours, I’ll give you £10 out of the till.”
“And what’s the catch?” smirks the riddling regular.
“If you can’t answer my riddle, you give me £100.”
The riddler laughs, “Deal, you go first. I’ve heard them all, you won’t catch me out.”
So the landlord looks him in the eye and says, “I have teeth but no mouth, I have a voice but no words, I have legs but no feet, and I fly everywhere. What am I?”
The riddler’s smile fades to a frown, “That makes no sense!”
“So you give up?” asks the landlord.
“Fine, that was silly anyway,” says the riddler, counting out £100.
The landlord puts the cash in his pocket and goes to the next customer as the riddler sits at the bar sulking.
After an hour, the riddling regular pipes up, “So, what’s the answer? What has no teeth but a mouth, words but no voice, legs but no feet and flies?”
The landlord, once again looking him dead in the eye, hands him a crisp £10 note.
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The letter E. Classic
The letter “E” my dad loved this one
EDIT: He’s not dead, he just seems over it.
You guys are good, this riddle has been boggling my mind all day.
Yes! Got it! 💅
Easy
It’s easy. God.
I got it too 🥳 thanks OP for allowing my brain to demonstrate it’s not senile just yet!
E
Molly
Nicholas Lyndhurst
A pub landlord has a regular that loves riddles, he asks them all the time, every day is some silly riddle, and the riddler just laughs and brays at anyone who doesn’t get it.
The landlord has had enough. “I’ll tell you what,” says the landlord, “I’ve got a deal for you. We’ll ask each other a riddle, and if I don’t know the answer to yours, I’ll give you £10 out of the till.”
“And what’s the catch?” smirks the riddling regular.
“If you can’t answer my riddle, you give me £100.”
The riddler laughs, “Deal, you go first. I’ve heard them all, you won’t catch me out.”
So the landlord looks him in the eye and says, “I have teeth but no mouth, I have a voice but no words, I have legs but no feet, and I fly everywhere. What am I?”
The riddler’s smile fades to a frown, “That makes no sense!”
“So you give up?” asks the landlord.
“Fine, that was silly anyway,” says the riddler, counting out £100.
The landlord puts the cash in his pocket and goes to the next customer as the riddler sits at the bar sulking.
After an hour, the riddling regular pipes up, “So, what’s the answer? What has no teeth but a mouth, words but no voice, legs but no feet and flies?”
The landlord, once again looking him dead in the eye, hands him a crisp £10 note.