Tbh reading the Gallic Wars still breaks my heart.
But I guess if your military strategy revolves around getting high and naked, and you refuse to change that no matter how many times you get your ass handed to you, sooner or later you are going to get wiped out.
Guess I’m still a child.
Asterix is really fun to read, but it’s a giant French cope.
If they couldn’t even conquer the Irish, how great of an empire could they really be?
In italian the romans were dubbed in actual roman accent/dialect so i always sided with them
The Gauls are based and eat wild boars. The French are weird and eat frogs. Between them is the Roman occupation. So the Romans are to blame.
Asterix detected upvote selected.
I’m with the Gauls in this. We still call Pierre a “Gaul”. Much better than (gasp) “Frank”.
Still waiting for “Asterix in Lusitania”, it’s been over 50 dam years
Ave Roma Invicta
Choose between a single village full of neurodivergent Gauls or the superior civilisation of Rome?
Damn empire
Stormcloaks ftw !
Childhood is when you think only 1 Historic nation matters and everyone else is wrong.
Adulthood is when you stop bitching about 1 historic dead nation and at least acknowledge others.
I’ll give you another one, the Ostrogoth kingdom under Theodoric the Great was better than most of what the Roman Empire has been trough is years (had many good emperors and high points in history, but in the end it became a corrupt bunch and just that). The Roman Republic on the other end, those were better times
‘ate Romans ‘ate classicism ‘ate quality of life
Luv me fish Luv me boar Luv me primitive house Luv me rock pile
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Why would u support the Romans?
Pompey Magnus, whatever happened there…
You’re an adult when you support the Romans.
[The Romans:](https://youtu.be/3kQRKhvxh34?si=AGQJM0W4Eep62VbQ)
I’m genetically banned from doing so.
Tbh reading the Gallic Wars still breaks my heart.
But I guess if your military strategy revolves around getting high and naked, and you refuse to change that no matter how many times you get your ass handed to you, sooner or later you are going to get wiped out.
Guess I’m still a child.
Asterix is really fun to read, but it’s a giant French cope.
If they couldn’t even conquer the Irish, how great of an empire could they really be?
In italian the romans were dubbed in actual roman accent/dialect so i always sided with them
[Romanes eunt domus](https://youtu.be/IIAdHEwiAy8?feature=shared)
Edit: Added link
Pierre supports the Gauls because of little dick energy nationalism.
I support the irreducible Gauls for maximum chaos.
We’re not the same.
Succ it westoids
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# NEVER! NEITHER!
The Gauls are based and eat wild boars. The French are weird and eat frogs.
Between them is the Roman occupation. So the Romans are to blame.
Asterix detected upvote selected.
I’m with the Gauls in this. We still call Pierre a “Gaul”. Much better than (gasp) “Frank”.
Still waiting for “Asterix in Lusitania”, it’s been over 50 dam years
Ave Roma Invicta
Choose between a single village full of neurodivergent Gauls or the superior civilisation of Rome?
Damn empire
Stormcloaks ftw !
Childhood is when you think only 1 Historic nation matters and everyone else is wrong.
Adulthood is when you stop bitching about 1 historic dead nation and at least acknowledge others.
I’ll give you another one, the Ostrogoth kingdom under Theodoric the Great was better than most of what the Roman Empire has been trough is years (had many good emperors and high points in history, but in the end it became a corrupt bunch and just that).
The Roman Republic on the other end, those were better times
‘ate Romans
‘ate classicism
‘ate quality of life
Luv me fish
Luv me boar
Luv me primitive house
Luv me rock pile
Simple as
NEVER !
Heeell no
not true at all