There’s not a lot of them left so I think they should all be nice to one another.
Such a great potential leader! Such presence and intellect!
Go for it Tories.
“She is named after the character Sue Ellen Ewing from the American television soap opera Dallas, which her mother was a fan of, but Sue-Ellen was abbreviated to Suella by her primary school teachers.”
What a surprise, the party that has practically done nothing else but engage in factional squabbling for the last 3 years continues to prioritise fucking each other over above doing any serious politics.
I heard that apparently some of the more centrist Tories are glad that Penny Mordaunt lost her seat, because she was the most prominent centrist Tory and none of the rest of them stood much chance of becoming the leader of the party instead of her. Just an astonishing lack of perspective on what their situation is now.
Surprised Sunak’s still in the country to be honest. Keeping his seat must be very galling for him as he’s expected to stick around rather than fuck off.
Let’s spare a thought for Suella. A lady who was at Sorbonne, and who may much prefer chewing the fat with practitioners of French philosophy on the Seine’s Rive Gauche.
Imagine having to go from that to cosplaying as a knuckle-dragger. At a certain point she’ll jack it in.
Tories are as finished as Labour were in 2019, i.e. they’ll soon be kicking balls into Starmers open nets on migration etc. They don’t even need many votes do they? And since Labour seems to have this problem of losing 7% off their polls on election day anything can happen – or is that a polling problem?
I never thought I’d ever be rooting for Hunt in any way? But here we are, where he is the least cunt-ish of the opposition
Well she’s a horrid cunt and thicker than two short planks so I won’t miss her at all.
Few more that clung onto their seats that could do us all a favour and fuck right off, but I’m not gonna get my hopes up. Looking at you, Mel and Kemi. Tossers.
Lady Dick of the Year 2023 is the perfect candidate for the total obliteration of the Tory party
Just the latest in a line of wicked, incompetent asshats to (potentially) take control of the Tories. She’s a vile human.
Conservatives- Lost the election due to leaning too far right to chase the racist Reform voters, alienating their core centre right supporters…. The plan after leaning too far right? Go even further right!! They are a party that deserves to eat itself and die…
As if it’s her fault entirely for his lack of political nous in calling an election when every indication was against him.
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There’s not a lot of them left so I think they should all be nice to one another.
Such a great potential leader! Such presence and intellect!
Go for it Tories.
“She is named after the character Sue Ellen Ewing from the American television soap opera Dallas, which her mother was a fan of, but Sue-Ellen was abbreviated to Suella by her primary school teachers.”
What a surprise, the party that has practically done nothing else but engage in factional squabbling for the last 3 years continues to prioritise fucking each other over above doing any serious politics.
I heard that apparently some of the more centrist Tories are glad that Penny Mordaunt lost her seat, because she was the most prominent centrist Tory and none of the rest of them stood much chance of becoming the leader of the party instead of her. Just an astonishing lack of perspective on what their situation is now.
Surprised Sunak’s still in the country to be honest. Keeping his seat must be very galling for him as he’s expected to stick around rather than fuck off.
Let’s spare a thought for Suella. A lady who was at Sorbonne, and who may much prefer chewing the fat with practitioners of French philosophy on the Seine’s Rive Gauche.
Imagine having to go from that to cosplaying as a knuckle-dragger. At a certain point she’ll jack it in.
Tories are as finished as Labour were in 2019, i.e. they’ll soon be kicking balls into Starmers open nets on migration etc.
They don’t even need many votes do they? And since Labour seems to have this problem of losing 7% off their polls on election day anything can happen – or is that a polling problem?
I never thought I’d ever be rooting for Hunt in any way? But here we are, where he is the least cunt-ish of the opposition
Well she’s a horrid cunt and thicker than two short planks so I won’t miss her at all.
Few more that clung onto their seats that could do us all a favour and fuck right off, but I’m not gonna get my hopes up. Looking at you, Mel and Kemi. Tossers.
Lady Dick of the Year 2023 is the perfect candidate for the total obliteration of the Tory party
Just the latest in a line of wicked, incompetent asshats to (potentially) take control of the Tories. She’s a vile human.
Conservatives- Lost the election due to leaning too far right to chase the racist Reform voters, alienating their core centre right supporters…. The plan after leaning too far right? Go even further right!! They are a party that deserves to eat itself and die…
As if it’s her fault entirely for his lack of political nous in calling an election when every indication was against him.