Imagine living in the greyed out countries as a kissless virgin
July 20, 2024
Imagine living in the greyed out countries as a kissless virgin
by Cubelock
39 comments
I’m in a 2 kisses zone but I think I’ll switch to 4, I love kissing my homies’ cheeks
I don’t even want my family to kiss my cheeks.
With or without tongue?🤔
Netherlands cannot into Germania
Don’t you dare fucking touch me Roman!
my britbong mind simply cannot comprehend this at all
Ive only seen that between women here and even than its only one kiss
I’m 22 and haven’t even held handsÂ
Imagine living in a area of perverts
You coming to kiss me, you better have full tongue action locked and loaded. You have been warned
Tbf no one actually kisses, expect for some grandma’s maybe (fuck i hated that). The correct way is to barely touch each others cheeks while kissing the air to produce the appropriate sound.
We don’t kiss the cheeks (except if it’s your grandma in which case she might kiss you like you would a cat but you’re not expected to kiss back), we kinda brush each other’s cheeks and only when greeting close friends or family.
In my experience older women and older men are usually the ones to initiate the movement, everyone else follows their initiative, young men usually just shake their hands or simply don’t do anything besides verbally greeting the other party, young women sometimes initiate the movement if they are greeting one of their friends or family.
I have no idea why we do it.
![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)
Only right Russian kisses when greeting somebody is this one
Thanks OP for this Heatmap of COVID super-spreaders
Note that kissing unknown women cheeks while meeting was very common in France. But since Covid, my experience is that it have become far more uncommon.
I’ve learnt that in Ferrara they kiss 3 times. Are they stupid?
There are plenty of people in the UK who gives wee little kisses with a greeting. Me included!
Sometimes I wish Corona would come back just to keep these no-personal-space weirdos away.
hmm, here I have also experienced kissing a lot it’s only with people you know but you usually do two kisses
4 ?
Im pretty sure in poland we have 3 kisses. Well at least some people do 3.
Fun fact : this allows us to do the not old at all joke of “In my place it’s 3, no it’s 4 actually, no actually it’s 6”
Imagine how awkward it must get in the 1 Kiss vs 4 Kiss border in Bretagne.
Must be the french side of Switzerland
Suddenly, my Russianphobia intensified. Seriously, how mad must one be to make 3 kisses? Any pair number is good, one is acceptable, but 3?
No herpes though!
kissing for a greeting is weird and PIGS wont ever convince me otherwise
Northerners just go straight to fucking instead
Here in northern Italy the number is zero, If I try to kiss my friends they will stab me
In Ireland it’s a punch
Oh, no blowjobs?
Greeting = 1 kiss
congratulations, new year etc = 3 kisses
Try to kiss me once and i’ll break your arm. (unless you are gay or femboy, then thats fine)
4 kisses kinda degenerate, though, I have to say.
Why is Poland grey? It should be light red
How about a simple handshake?
![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)
Do they kiss each others face too or just the bum?
39 comments
I’m in a 2 kisses zone but I think I’ll switch to 4, I love kissing my homies’ cheeks
I don’t even want my family to kiss my cheeks.
With or without tongue?🤔
Netherlands cannot into Germania
Don’t you dare fucking touch me Roman!
my britbong mind simply cannot comprehend this at all
Ive only seen that between women here and even than its only one kiss
I’m 22 and haven’t even held handsÂ
Imagine living in a area of perverts
You coming to kiss me, you better have full tongue action locked and loaded. You have been warned
Tbf no one actually kisses, expect for some grandma’s maybe (fuck i hated that). The correct way is to barely touch each others cheeks while kissing the air to produce the appropriate sound.
We don’t kiss the cheeks (except if it’s your grandma in which case she might kiss you like you would a cat but you’re not expected to kiss back), we kinda brush each other’s cheeks and only when greeting close friends or family.
In my experience older women and older men are usually the ones to initiate the movement, everyone else follows their initiative, young men usually just shake their hands or simply don’t do anything besides verbally greeting the other party, young women sometimes initiate the movement if they are greeting one of their friends or family.
I have no idea why we do it.
![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)
Only right Russian kisses when greeting somebody is this one
https://preview.redd.it/g7bcqhov3qdd1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a786f8dbb62e398a95e907379e6f7776300939
Thanks OP for this Heatmap of COVID super-spreaders
Note that kissing unknown women cheeks while meeting was very common in France. But since Covid, my experience is that it have become far more uncommon.
I’ve learnt that in Ferrara they kiss 3 times. Are they stupid?
There are plenty of people in the UK who gives wee little kisses with a greeting. Me included!
Sometimes I wish Corona would come back just to keep these no-personal-space weirdos away.
hmm, here I have also experienced kissing a lot
it’s only with people you know but you usually do two kisses
4 ?
Im pretty sure in poland we have 3 kisses. Well at least some people do 3.
Fun fact : this allows us to do the not old at all joke of “In my place it’s 3, no it’s 4 actually, no actually it’s 6”
Imagine how awkward it must get in the 1 Kiss vs 4 Kiss border in Bretagne.
Must be the french side of Switzerland
Suddenly, my Russianphobia intensified. Seriously, how mad must one be to make 3 kisses? Any pair number is good, one is acceptable, but 3?
No herpes though!
kissing for a greeting is weird and PIGS wont ever convince me otherwise
Northerners just go straight to fucking instead
Here in northern Italy the number is zero, If I try to kiss my friends they will stab me
In Ireland it’s a punch
Oh, no blowjobs?
Greeting = 1 kiss
congratulations, new year etc = 3 kisses
Try to kiss me once and i’ll break your arm. (unless you are gay or femboy, then thats fine)
4 kisses kinda degenerate, though, I have to say.
Why is Poland grey? It should be light red
How about a simple handshake?
![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)
Do they kiss each others face too or just the bum?
I’d rather kiss a Wookiee!