Home Ukraine A Russian tank turret flew into orbit after being blown to absolute smithereensUUkraineA Russian tank turret flew into orbit after being blown to absolute smithereensJuly 20, 2024 A Russian tank turret flew into orbit after being blown to absolute smithereens by Ordinary_Fee2356 21 comments“Looks like Team Blyat is blasting off agaaaaaiiiinnnn…..”8/10 – points off for the obscured landing.Hopefully it was at max capacity of azzholesamazing how it flies faster than the expanding gases lolAll orcs died in the making of this videoThat was a good one! The amplitude alone is worth big points, but the flips really rounded out the performance.Olympic score = 10 – 10 -10 – 10 – 10 – 9.5 – 10That was a beautiful cinematic. Turret lazily twisting while a fireball rises to consume it.Michael Bay is *pissed*. “I should have thought of that!”ImpressiveEXCELLENT. We haven’t seen many turret tosses lately7.2 from the East German judgeWell, if no one else is going to – to smithereens you say?You get a point for the use of “smithereens”, Bugs.Its been so long since I’ve seen a Jiffy Pop. Thank you.Russia builds the best tanks for space exploration8.5 out of 10! Cannot tell if the landing was stuck, but seemingly good height!Bada boom!Having the time of its life!m0aRI used to think Hollywood exaggerated explosions, but actually they were too modest all along.Blown to atoms I’d say.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
That was a good one! The amplitude alone is worth big points, but the flips really rounded out the performance.
That was a beautiful cinematic. Turret lazily twisting while a fireball rises to consume it.Michael Bay is *pissed*. “I should have thought of that!”
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“Looks like Team Blyat is blasting off agaaaaaiiiinnnn…..”
8/10 – points off for the obscured landing.
Hopefully it was at max capacity of azzholes
amazing how it flies faster than the expanding gases lol
All orcs died in the making of this video
That was a good one! The amplitude alone is worth big points, but the flips really rounded out the performance.
Olympic score = 10 – 10 -10 – 10 – 10 – 9.5 – 10
That was a beautiful cinematic. Turret lazily twisting while a fireball rises to consume it.
Michael Bay is *pissed*. “I should have thought of that!”
Impressive
EXCELLENT. We haven’t seen many turret tosses lately
7.2 from the East German judge
Well, if no one else is going to – to smithereens you say?
You get a point for the use of “smithereens”, Bugs.
Its been so long since I’ve seen a Jiffy Pop. Thank you.
Russia builds the best tanks for space exploration
8.5 out of 10! Cannot tell if the landing was stuck, but seemingly good height!
Bada boom!
Having the time of its life!
m0aR
I used to think Hollywood exaggerated explosions, but actually they were too modest all along.
Blown to atoms I’d say.