I was alive in a time when vice presidential candidates were vetted for embarrassing or illicit things.
I love that this story is completely false but has managed to stay viral for so long. The original post even mentions the page number of the story in his book but it’s not there. I’m totally fine with it though. Many many smart people (very smart) are telling me it’s true so it must be true.
Not to pick at straws, but Scott Kelly is the astronaut. His twin brother Mark Kelly is the gentleman from Arizona (D) and odds-favorite to get picked as Harris’s running mate. It’s amazing how far both twins have come. Not unlike the highly decorated Vindman brothers.
I really think it is beneath the dignity of Mark Kelly to have to debate this bozo should he be picked. That said, I wouldn’t mind seeing it.
Was it a pull out?
The crusty, springy secret of a divine divan!
Prosecutor: “The couch did not consent, isn’t that right, Mr. Vance?”
That couch was begging for it, what could he do?
The more I read about Kelly the more I like him. One of the greatest stories in America. Unlike jd vance, the more I read about him the more awful he sounds. One of the worst stories
If you can’t last at least a minute in a sofa, are you even fucking it?
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I was alive in a time when vice presidential candidates were vetted for embarrassing or illicit things.
I love that this story is completely false but has managed to stay viral for so long. The original post even mentions the page number of the story in his book but it’s not there. I’m totally fine with it though. Many many smart people (very smart) are telling me it’s true so it must be true.
Not to pick at straws, but Scott Kelly is the astronaut. His twin brother Mark Kelly is the gentleman from Arizona (D) and odds-favorite to get picked as Harris’s running mate. It’s amazing how far both twins have come. Not unlike the highly decorated Vindman brothers.
I really think it is beneath the dignity of Mark Kelly to have to debate this bozo should he be picked. That said, I wouldn’t mind seeing it.
Was it a pull out?
The crusty, springy secret of a divine divan!
Prosecutor: “The couch did not consent, isn’t that right, Mr. Vance?”
That couch was begging for it, what could he do?
The more I read about Kelly the more I like him. One of the greatest stories in America. Unlike jd vance, the more I read about him the more awful he sounds. One of the worst stories
If you can’t last at least a minute in a sofa, are you even fucking it?
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa 🎶
https://youtu.be/dWRS96Y8Xas?si=YjZ_jDxLQo6la4A4
Pick me, I’m clean, I’m also programmed for conversational English
People are saying that Vance is a homosectional
Will Harris please pick Kelly already?! Sheesh!
Can I pray that Patrick Stewart might campaign on bald space captains?
Is sofa the nickname for Peter Thiel?
Was the sofa of legal age?
You’re giving him too much credit for 30 seconds!
He’s been Santorumed!