Those sneaky BADGERS! They must be planning to redecorate your friend’s garden.
This is the reason my grandad hates badgers – they would frequently dig up his vegetable patch. I loved managing to spot one in the garden, they trot wonderfully and my grandad was so annoyed by my glee. And therefore also the reason that my family blames the “pesky badgers” for everything. No matter how unlikely. We started small – it was the badgers who ate the raspberries off the bushes (not his grandchildren), and has reached the point we blamed the pesky badgers for his car not starting and even eventually for certain major political outcomes. [Don’t ban me]
I’m not sure how the badgers learnt to vote but it was definitely their fault!
I had no idea badgers were capable of that.
That’s the badger!
Sorry Harry, parades off. The badgers have absolutely torn someone’s garden apart and are refusing to go on.
Could be badgers, could also be wild boar – they make a heck of a mess too.
Scruffling around hunting for hidden Mashed Potatoes, no doubt.
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MUSHROOM!
Wine? They prefer mashed potato.
Those sneaky BADGERS! They must be planning to redecorate your friend’s garden.
This is the reason my grandad hates badgers – they would frequently dig up his vegetable patch. I loved managing to spot one in the garden, they trot wonderfully and my grandad was so annoyed by my glee. And therefore also the reason that my family blames the “pesky badgers” for everything. No matter how unlikely. We started small – it was the badgers who ate the raspberries off the bushes (not his grandchildren), and has reached the point we blamed the pesky badgers for his car not starting and even eventually for certain major political outcomes. [Don’t ban me]
I’m not sure how the badgers learnt to vote but it was definitely their fault!
I had no idea badgers were capable of that.
That’s the badger!
Sorry Harry, parades off. The badgers have absolutely torn someone’s garden apart and are refusing to go on.
Could be badgers, could also be wild boar – they make a heck of a mess too.
Scruffling around hunting for hidden Mashed Potatoes, no doubt.
Be careful, there might be a snake somewhere…