Don’t forget dolphins hate that creepy-vibe beard as well.
Poor choice of color for the think subtext. It isnt readable.
The couch story fits so well. I would bet Ted Cruz screwed furniture too.
Bad for Dolphins too
Not even once.
Can someone explain to me the deal with the couch?
Bad for dolphins.
>Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, fucked a couch. All of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We all knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. All of us were lonely at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives It was our outer and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is to be, and to lay with one as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood.
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Don’t advance the Vance.
Don’t forget dolphins hate that creepy-vibe beard as well.
Poor choice of color for the think subtext. It isnt readable.
The couch story fits so well. I would bet Ted Cruz screwed furniture too.
Bad for Dolphins too
Not even once.
Can someone explain to me the deal with the couch?
Bad for dolphins.
>Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, fucked a couch. All of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We all knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. All of us were lonely at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives It was our outer and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is to be, and to lay with one as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood.
Hillbilly Elegy, first print, pg. 180