And of course it’s anti American to ask any questions.
It’s a miracle. No stitches or faith healing was used!
Twas but a flesh wound, I mean a scratch.
“One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.”–Revelation 13:3
The most unbelievable part of this is that Trump would give anything away for free.
Tots and pears saved the day.
If PT Barnum were alive today it’d be ‘there’s a MAGA born every minute.’
I’m no doctor, but that seems like a perfectly normal recovery time. The media inflated and dramatized the description of the injury so much that the whole country seems to now believe that the top of trump’s ear was shot off. Even though the FBI and SS stated it was a grazing wound from the very beginning. Ever gotten Road Rash while playing? That is basically what a grazing bullet wound is. The bullet scraped the surface of his ear as it went past; it did not remove the top of his ear. That’s pure media hype.
Trump lost a bit of skin – all 3 layers, as the pics show a bit of cartilage exposed. And 2 weeks is plenty of time for such a wound to heal up completely.
This kind of thing is why the Dead Internet Theory is not a theory it all.
King Grifter.
And Republicans want this “wound” investigated by the FBI?
Guys, no, you don’t.
I’m really surprised they’re not trying to pass him off as the Antichrist. You know, from Revelations 13:3. Survived a head wound… If they can’t find that particular bullet and he’s all in healed up now seems like the next natural repub talking point.
Honestly, I am surprised he ever had a bandage. He could have left it off and just said he was miraculously healed. His cult would have ate it up.
100% the super low lighting in his meeting with Netanyahu was an attempt to prevent anyone from getting a clear picture of his barely scratched ear. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those darn cameras with their adjustable exposure time.
Based on how much it bled, you had to figure it was very minor. The ear bleeds like crazy so if significant damage happened it would look like a war movie
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Local snake oil salesman strikes again
And of course it’s anti American to ask any questions.
It’s a miracle. No stitches or faith healing was used!
Twas but a flesh wound, I mean a scratch.
“One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.”–Revelation 13:3
The most unbelievable part of this is that Trump would give anything away for free.
Tots and pears saved the day.
If PT Barnum were alive today it’d be ‘there’s a MAGA born every minute.’
I’m no doctor, but that seems like a perfectly normal recovery time. The media inflated and dramatized the description of the injury so much that the whole country seems to now believe that the top of trump’s ear was shot off. Even though the FBI and SS stated it was a grazing wound from the very beginning. Ever gotten Road Rash while playing? That is basically what a grazing bullet wound is. The bullet scraped the surface of his ear as it went past; it did not remove the top of his ear. That’s pure media hype.
Trump lost a bit of skin – all 3 layers, as the pics show a bit of cartilage exposed. And 2 weeks is plenty of time for such a wound to heal up completely.
This kind of thing is why the Dead Internet Theory is not a theory it all.
King Grifter.
And Republicans want this “wound” investigated by the FBI?
Guys, no, you don’t.
I’m really surprised they’re not trying to pass him off as the Antichrist. You know, from Revelations 13:3. Survived a head wound… If they can’t find that particular bullet and he’s all in healed up now seems like the next natural repub talking point.
Honestly, I am surprised he ever had a bandage. He could have left it off and just said he was miraculously healed. His cult would have ate it up.
I thought only the MAGA crowd was dumb enough to spread conspiracy theories. I guess not. [https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/photo-trump-without-ear-wound-taken-2022-not-july-2024-2024-07-19/](https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/photo-trump-without-ear-wound-taken-2022-not-july-2024-2024-07-19/)
100% the super low lighting in his meeting with Netanyahu was an attempt to prevent anyone from getting a clear picture of his barely scratched ear. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those darn cameras with their adjustable exposure time.
Based on how much it bled, you had to figure it was very minor. The ear bleeds like crazy so if significant damage happened it would look like a war movie