Failed QVC Steak Salesman Describes Electric Fantasy

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  1. But the late, great Hannibal Lecter said we need electricity to repel the sharks

  2. I don’t understand how anyone could want a president that talks like a fucking 6 year old. His brain is so obviously mush, it’s sad

  3. My man is on his greatest hits tour. Rehashing shit from 2016 and tweaking it a bit to keep it spicy. Dude is the politics version of Mike Love from The Beach Boys. So much winning.

  4. His infrastructure plan failed and never appeared during his term, just like the healthcare plan. More broken promises (lies)

  5. He constantly fantasizes about people begging him for things. Knowing that everything with him is projection, there must be a very embarrassing memory he has about begging. I’m thinking it involves Putin & pee tapes.

  6. Huge *”just give me the cash and I’ll bring you a diamond tomorrow”* vibe. How do Republicans survive a walk through a Walmart parking lot if they’re willing to believe such a transparent con artist?

  7. This is just a remix of his “so much winning” rambling. Is Dementia Don losing his ability to come up with new shit? Has his brain melted and leaked out of his diaper? Many people are saying yes

  8. He’s obviously out of touch with reality as calling someone ‘sir’ is a show of respect.

  9. Just like in WWE he just gives the same catch phrases over and over and over every time

  10. Enough electricity to swim in and no cancer from windmills. A true conservative utopia.

  11. Is this because trump chumps think he shoots lightnin bolts out of his arse?

  12. From Etymology Online (owned by Musk)

    trump (n.1)
    trump (v.2)

    “fabricate, devise,” 1690s, from earlier trump “deceive, cheat” (1510s), from Middle English trumpen (late 14c.), from Old French tromper “to deceive,” a word of uncertain origin.

    Apparently from se tromper de “to mock,” from Old French tromper “to blow a trumpet.” Brachet explains this as “to play the horn, alluding to quacks and mountebanks, who attracted the public by blowing a horn, and then cheated them into buying ….” The Hindley Old French dictionary has baillier la trompe “blow the trumpet” as “act the fool,” and Donkin connects it rather to trombe “waterspout,” on the notion of turning (someone) around. Connection with triumph also has been proposed. Related: Trumped; trumping. Trumped up “false, concocted” is recorded by 1728.

    also from 1690s

  13. ‘They said, Sir, please stop making so much winning/electricity! We’re tired of the electricity/winning.’

    They said, Sir, please stop repeating this tired MadLibs-format lie, you demented old felon.

  14. Has anyone ever said “Boy howdy, Jim Dandy! I sure wish we had us some more of that newfangled e-lec-tricitay”?

    Our problem isn’t that we don’t have enough electricity, it’s that too much of it is powered by fossil fuels. He doesn’t give a shit about that. He thinks windmills give you cancer.

  15. It’s a sad state of America when a raving lunatic can still get tens of millions of people to vote for him.

  16. Maybe he’s talking about Florida’s death penalty for pedophiles? He’s worried that he’ll get too much electricity.

  17. Said the same thing about “high paying jobs” in 2015.

    He’s a one trick pony – with an interchangeable trick.

  18. Amazing. All Biden had to do was stop being the candidate and suddenly the media remembers how unhinged and idiotic trump is. Maybe this is what the news should have just been rather than trying to help trump win by obsessing over Biden being old

  19. I’d love more electricity so prices would come down and we’d have fewer blackouts during peak demand

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