Revelation Miracle.

Posted by imcrowning

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  1. Just ketchup and corn syrup. He had it in his pocket for a mid speech snack, but when the opportunity came up, he used it on his ear.

  2. Not ‘all the world’, merely the evangelicals, the deplorables, and the poorly educated.

  3. Don’t do this. Seriously. It’s stupid and distracts from real issues.

    Anyway, according to Revelations, the Antichrist only appears during the last of the Bowl Judgements, by which time the whole planet should be smoking ruin, with rivers running red with blood and horrific insects tormenting humanity.

    Also, the Antichrist was supposed to be Nero Augustus, so I think by the twenty-first century we can finally let our guard down a bit.

  4. All the world aren’t following this beast, the entire planet knows he’s an arsehole, the only ones fooled are MAGA… and can we stop posting religious nonsense like this it makes us look as unhinged as the evangelicals

  5. I got my post banned for making the 13:3 relationship.

    And sorry but if you swat at it like a fly and then duck like 2 seconds later and then tell them to get your shoes 3 times it wasn’t the actual round but likely shrapnel. You can also tell because his ear is still f’ing attached.

  6. This is the same picture with the blood deleted with photoshop. I hate Trump but this is just trash

  7. I would use this meme locally but all the Political/Christians would get mad.

    Even the Devil can quote scripture/s

  8. The 5.56 caliber round that whipped by Trump’s head like a hornet, would have shredded his ear and ruptured his eardrum if it had actually made contact.

    And the wound would certainly still be visible at the bare minimum a week later.

    Here is the likely scenario, that the FBI seems to be on the verge of revealing (or not if they are compromised as well).

    Very old and overweight people like trump usually need blood thinners to let the KFC extra crispy chicken grease flow freely through their hardened arteries.

    These make minor cuts bleed severely (shaving cuts look like a murder scene).

    I guarantee that he was shot at, but the blood is from a tiny cut his tiny manicured nail on his wee lil’ hand made when he reached up to feel his ear after he felt the buzz from the barely missed shot.

    Everything else is his lying ass trying to take advantage of what he perceives to be “good for the ratings.”

  9. When an ear gets cut blood runs down the neck. It’s very hard to stem the flow. This theatre makeup doesn’t run a bit. Just sayin.

  10. Using bible verses to suggest conspiracies … where have I seen this before?

  11. This dudes parallels to the antichrist are just in your face

    And yet the followers call him their savior

    Almost as if they don’t understand their own texts

  12. Evangelicals *want* an apocalypse, so this would only deepen their resolve to serve him. Their lives are so meaningless and awful that the literal end of the world is the only thing they want.

  13. Beast? Sure. “Marveled”, not so much. “Mortally wounded”?, yeah… no.

  14. We know he hasnt read the bible so Trump would be proud to be compared to the beast.

  15. People feeding into this nonsense make the left look as bad as the right. He got shot at. He was bleeding. Why does this need to be turned into a thing.

  16. Can we all start calling Trump “The Beast”? He who was foretold by the prophet Warren Ellis in the sacred volumes of “Transmetropolitan”. Plus his weirdo VP pick JD Vance is a shoe-in for “The Smiler”. How life imitates art my friends!

  17. 6 And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

    7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

    8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

    9 If any man have an ear, let him hear.

  18. If you’re not ignoring him, you’re helping him get more votes. Ignore him. He was shot at. It doesn’t matter if he got grazed or whatever. Ignore him.

  19. Fwiw
    If true….Revelations also say its a 7.5 yr run and done. This stuff is getting weirder by the day
    Is this really happening or ?????

  20. I’m no longer a believer but I was brought up with solid Biblical teachings. I immediately thought of this Revelation passage as soon as I heard rumors that the injury wasn’t being verified by credible medical sources.

  21. Atheists cherry picking bible verses in an attempt to manipulate Christians

    Gotta be one of my favorite genders

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