so… does he acquire said lubricant himself using his expertise in jerking guys off?
That’s not at all weird.
Single?
In a totally NOT gay way.
He of course wants to extract said cum. No homo.
Is he trying to come out to us?
Does he buy that online or source it directly?
Family Values!(/sarcasm)
That’s weird
I’m not saying this guy likes fucking men, or being fucked by men, but how else does he get “liberal cum” for his AR-15?
This has to be shopped or ironic or something.
How does he get liberal cum tho ?
oh, that explains the fascination for the hawk tuah girl then, nevermind
Gaaaaaaaaay
Is that real? How does he get it?
Hold my PREP…
That…that would be a terrible lubricant.
I bet this guy eats shit for breakfast as well.
So you’re penis extension doesn’t work.
As Republicans keep proving they know NOTHING about firearms. From their safe use/storage to how to clean and maintain, right down to their poor aim.
All they know is “this makes me feel like my dick isn’t tiny” and that is really freaking weird.
Maybe he should learn how to make his wife cum.
And where, pray tell, does he get THAT from? What a way to out yourself!
He just spits out of his mouth directly onto the gun, totally not weird.
They are all exactly what they claim to hate.
Hawk Tua girls uncle
Wow 😮 that’s extremely weird . Does he think that’s a turn on ?
…what?
Does this guy… think… uh…
Okay so…
Nope. I don’t know how this works.
Do they cum into his gun? Does he collect it in a mayonnaise jar or something? Does that mean he’s really good at **pleasuring** liberals? Does that make him liberal? Or like a liberal’s bitch?
THERE ARE TOO MANY QUESTIONS THAT SPRING UP!
WTF?! Freaking weirdos
Sounds so sticky. Why would you ever think that’s clever?
And this liberal gun owner just uses gun oil, but hey, you do you sister!
Um…sir? You are advertising that sexually please liberals? Isn’t this a Wendy’s?
But the opening olympics were too much smh
This one doesn’t even make sense
Me: Tom, what’s going on with your gun?
Tom: God damn thing is jammed again!
Me: Have you tried not using cum as a lubricant?
Nah you guys aren’t weird at all. Totally normal shirt to walk around wearing.
Interesting way of saying you love bukakke
Eww why are magas so gross. It’s either talking about pedophiles (as they worship one) or some other gutter nonsense. Can they think of anything but immigrants and sex?
I thought this HAD to be fake, but then I saw the shirt for sale on [Etsy ](https://www.etsy.com/shop/AcroDesignStore)among a sea of other shitty conservative shirts. Like I can’t even imagine how someone made this thinking it was anything other than a homoerotic fantasy.
If you fondle your gun more than your wife you might be a Republican.
According to Grindr in Milwaukee…. A lot of guys lube their cock with conservative saliva
This weird latent fuck thinks this is humor. Think about that for a minute.
LMAO I showed this to my gf and her response was “So what you’re jacking off liberals? Because that what this sounds like you’re doing”
This is why I will never be on Grindr in places that are holding far-right conventions
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so… does he acquire said lubricant himself using his expertise in jerking guys off?
That’s not at all weird.
Single?
In a totally NOT gay way.
He of course wants to extract said cum. No homo.
Is he trying to come out to us?
Does he buy that online or source it directly?
Family Values!(/sarcasm)
That’s weird
I’m not saying this guy likes fucking men, or being fucked by men, but how else does he get “liberal cum” for his AR-15?
This has to be shopped or ironic or something.
How does he get liberal cum tho ?
oh, that explains the fascination for the hawk tuah girl then, nevermind
Gaaaaaaaaay
Is that real? How does he get it?
Hold my PREP…
That…that would be a terrible lubricant.
I bet this guy eats shit for breakfast as well.
So you’re penis extension doesn’t work.
As Republicans keep proving they know NOTHING about firearms. From their safe use/storage to how to clean and maintain, right down to their poor aim.
All they know is “this makes me feel like my dick isn’t tiny” and that is really freaking weird.
Maybe he should learn how to make his wife cum.
And where, pray tell, does he get THAT from? What a way to out yourself!
He just spits out of his mouth directly onto the gun, totally not weird.
They are all exactly what they claim to hate.
Hawk Tua girls uncle
Wow 😮 that’s extremely weird . Does he think that’s a turn on ?
…what?
Does this guy… think… uh…
Okay so…
Nope. I don’t know how this works.
Do they cum into his gun? Does he collect it in a mayonnaise jar or something? Does that mean he’s really good at **pleasuring** liberals? Does that make him liberal? Or like a liberal’s bitch?
THERE ARE TOO MANY QUESTIONS THAT SPRING UP!
WTF?! Freaking weirdos
Sounds so sticky. Why would you ever think that’s clever?
And this liberal gun owner just uses gun oil, but hey, you do you sister!
Um…sir? You are advertising that sexually please liberals? Isn’t this a Wendy’s?
But the opening olympics were too much smh
This one doesn’t even make sense
Me: Tom, what’s going on with your gun?
Tom: God damn thing is jammed again!
Me: Have you tried not using cum as a lubricant?
Nah you guys aren’t weird at all. Totally normal shirt to walk around wearing.
Interesting way of saying you love bukakke
Eww why are magas so gross. It’s either talking about pedophiles (as they worship one) or some other gutter nonsense. Can they think of anything but immigrants and sex?
I thought this HAD to be fake, but then I saw the shirt for sale on [Etsy ](https://www.etsy.com/shop/AcroDesignStore)among a sea of other shitty conservative shirts. Like I can’t even imagine how someone made this thinking it was anything other than a homoerotic fantasy.
If you fondle your gun more than your wife you might be a Republican.
According to Grindr in Milwaukee…. A lot of guys lube their cock with conservative saliva
This weird latent fuck thinks this is humor. Think about that for a minute.
LMAO I showed this to my gf and her response was “So what you’re jacking off liberals? Because that what this sounds like you’re doing”
This is why I will never be on Grindr in places that are holding far-right conventions