“This is the woman who got me off all those horrible charges you keep reading about. I know she’s a woman but she’s one of the good ones. And Don’t worry, she isn’t going to turn black any time soon, believe me!” – Trump’s internal thoughts.
“This woman was so great in court, I only have to pay $100m to the woman I raped, let’s give a warm welcome everyone…”
Vernon Jordan was pretty well known
She is part of the weird grifters club. Wonder if she will ever get another client.
And the celebration of losing continues.
She’s there for fellatio. Guaranteed.
Melania gonna get replaced ? Weirdo does shit like that
Graig Craig was Bill Clinton’s lawyer. To be fair only reason I know this is because I was acquaintance with his son.
edit: acquaintance not aquanauts
Trump: “She helps me fill my diaper with more than just poop, if ya know what I mean.”
We know the names of several of Bush’s lawyers. John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Barrett are just three.
Implying she’s only his lawyer.
She is an ornament.
#RepublicansAreWeird
I Always think she is cute until she decides to speak.
*lawyers
They put his name next to God’s and wear diapers to be more like him. Trump making his defense lawyer speak during his reelection is the most tame thing he’s done in years
“Yeah, but this one is almost as hot as my daughter. None of those other lawyers were as hot.” – Trump
They are very weird indeed
I can only name a couple people in Biden’s cabinet, but I know all the loonies in Trumps. Betsy DeVos, is a great example, I have no idea who the current education secretary is. Maybe because they do their job and dont try to destroy the whole department from whithin.
A lawyer that lost Trump over a half-billion dollars. A failure. A loser. That’s an extra level of weird.
I think Trump has thing for this woman, since Melania isn’t letting Trump touch her now for years and they are living apart. Trump gets no pussy from Melania.
Shouldn’t she remain quiet due to attorney client privilege?
This is what you get after a $95M blowjob from your lawyer…
Republicans are some weird fuckers
Weirdos.
So is this woman no longer a lawyer? Has she hitched her wagons to the grift? What a shame.
Token minority for the GOP.
Let’s win the race to the bottom!
weird😄
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you mostly remember them for bad stuff like John “just a little torture” Woo
When you hit the two boxes of wine per night stage of your career, you take what comes. This isn’t someone who has a lot of options.
Alina Habba is the child of Arab immigrants. 🤦🏻♀️
“And now, my probation officer would like to say a few words…”
She’s just a few lip injections away from dating a Trump.
I thought she failed and he got convicted on all charges? Still. Its a weird flex.
Technically we all know one more. Pathetic, bootlicking, Bill Barr was Regan and George HW Bushe’s lawyer during Iran Contra.
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“This is the woman who got me off all those horrible charges you keep reading about. I know she’s a woman but she’s one of the good ones. And Don’t worry, she isn’t going to turn black any time soon, believe me!” – Trump’s internal thoughts.
“This woman was so great in court, I only have to pay $100m to the woman I raped, let’s give a warm welcome everyone…”
Vernon Jordan was pretty well known
She is part of the weird grifters club. Wonder if she will ever get another client.
And the celebration of losing continues.
She’s there for fellatio. Guaranteed.
Melania gonna get replaced ? Weirdo does shit like that
Graig Craig was Bill Clinton’s lawyer. To be fair only reason I know this is because I was acquaintance with his son.
edit: acquaintance not aquanauts
Trump: “She helps me fill my diaper with more than just poop, if ya know what I mean.”
We know the names of several of Bush’s lawyers. John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Barrett are just three.
Implying she’s only his lawyer.
She is an ornament.
#RepublicansAreWeird
I Always think she is cute until she decides to speak.
*lawyers
They put his name next to God’s and wear diapers to be more like him. Trump making his defense lawyer speak during his reelection is the most tame thing he’s done in years
“Yeah, but this one is almost as hot as my daughter. None of those other lawyers were as hot.” – Trump
They are very weird indeed
I can only name a couple people in Biden’s cabinet, but I know all the loonies in Trumps. Betsy DeVos, is a great example, I have no idea who the current education secretary is. Maybe because they do their job and dont try to destroy the whole department from whithin.
A lawyer that lost Trump over a half-billion dollars. A failure. A loser. That’s an extra level of weird.
I think Trump has thing for this woman, since Melania isn’t letting Trump touch her now for years and they are living apart. Trump gets no pussy from Melania.
Shouldn’t she remain quiet due to attorney client privilege?
This is what you get after a $95M blowjob from your lawyer…
Republicans are some weird fuckers
Weirdos.
So is this woman no longer a lawyer? Has she hitched her wagons to the grift? What a shame.
Token minority for the GOP.
Let’s win the race to the bottom!
weird😄
![gif](giphy|qBbO4zVdcmWwE|downsized)
you mostly remember them for bad stuff like John “just a little torture” Woo
When you hit the two boxes of wine per night stage of your career, you take what comes. This isn’t someone who has a lot of options.
Alina Habba is the child of Arab immigrants. 🤦🏻♀️
“And now, my probation officer would like to say a few words…”
She’s just a few lip injections away from dating a Trump.
I thought she failed and he got convicted on all charges? Still. Its a weird flex.
Technically we all know one more. Pathetic, bootlicking, Bill Barr was Regan and George HW Bushe’s lawyer during Iran Contra.