The guy is a walking SNL skit, why would they want him out of the limelight?
Well yeah but we want him on it for the same reasons the Reps want him off of it
That couch rapist who also bragged about inserting hotdogs into his arse? Yes, please stay in the Weirdo GOP ticket 🤣
99.9999999% actually (I think Pence should get back on the ticket)
#Weird
Never interrupt an adversary when they’re making a mistake. On a different note, my wife says JD’s eyeliner game is on point
In his moments of clarity.
Do u think he has a couch just for fucking or do you think he also sits on the same couch he fucks?
Where has the GOP been hiding this guy? He’s great.
Keep Republicans Weird!
Reminds me of the Brady Hoke coaching days at University of Michigan. UofM fans were so displeased with his coaching, “Fire Brady” started showing up on signs and banners at games and tailgates. That year the Michigan State/Michigan game was hosted at Michigan State. The guys at the front of the student section that always painted their chests to spell out a message chose “KEEP BRADY”. It was glorious.
Gee, I wonder why?
0% of couches though.
It’s especially hilarious since replacing him won’t look good either. Can’t complain about the Harris swap anymore, especially since we did that before the convention.
The eyeliner diet Mountain Dew couch fucker is probably at Applebees right now.Â
JD climbs onto the couch. Gym Jordan looks away.
The news is implying there might be a sexual history between thiel and jd…. how come my daddies never use me as a tool to destroy democracy. Obviously the goal is terrible, but let’s not pretend it’s not hot as fuck. His mouth is saying Christian fascism but his eyes are giving “choke me daddy”.
You know you’re absolutely cooked when more people on your opposing side prefer you stay on the ticket then on your side
Helping us immensely ! Keep him on the ticket
This man is a complete wacko and grifter who should never be able to step foot near a microphone and speak ever again.
Trump doesn’t want to give back the money he got from Peter Thiel
I do! I would like to know when he became white though, I always knew him as an indian.
vd jance
The only person better would be George Santos.
He’s the train wreck that keeps on wrecking.
What if deep down he actually is a really good person and all this stupid shit he is saying and doing is just because he wants a chance to fuck the Whitehouse furniture?
First non-weird thing I’ve heard about this guy.
As a likely Democratic voter, I would take it even further. Not only do I think Republicans should keep Vance on the ticket, I think that they should reverse the ticket and make JD Vance the Republican Presidential nominee. I think that would be really good for the country.
Wait. Is he 2024’s Palin?
Putin approved, GOP certified gift.Â
I can not imagine a better running mate for the Orange Rapist Frandster. Keep moving your chops, JD. Let the world see who and what you are.
Vance is the best gift Republicans could’ve given us and I’m so here for it.
Is he that weird couch fucker?
1,000% back that idiot. Go Orange Jesus and Weird Vance guy or what ever his name is this week or sexuality.
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*Indeed. He is the best worst ticket. Thanks JD!*
He’s the gift that just keeps giving.
The guy is a walking SNL skit, why would they want him out of the limelight?
Well yeah but we want him on it for the same reasons the Reps want him off of it
That couch rapist who also bragged about inserting hotdogs into his arse? Yes, please stay in the Weirdo GOP ticket 🤣
99.9999999% actually (I think Pence should get back on the ticket)
#Weird
Never interrupt an adversary when they’re making a mistake.
On a different note, my wife says JD’s eyeliner game is on point
In his moments of clarity.
Do u think he has a couch just for fucking or do you think he also sits on the same couch he fucks?
Where has the GOP been hiding this guy? He’s great.
Keep Republicans Weird!
Reminds me of the Brady Hoke coaching days at University of Michigan.
UofM fans were so displeased with his coaching, “Fire Brady” started showing up on signs and banners at games and tailgates.
That year the Michigan State/Michigan game was hosted at Michigan State. The guys at the front of the student section that always painted their chests to spell out a message chose “KEEP BRADY”. It was glorious.
Gee, I wonder why?
0% of couches though.
It’s especially hilarious since replacing him won’t look good either. Can’t complain about the Harris swap anymore, especially since we did that before the convention.
The eyeliner diet Mountain Dew couch fucker is probably at Applebees right now.Â
JD climbs onto the couch. Gym Jordan looks away.
The news is implying there might be a sexual history between thiel and jd…. how come my daddies never use me as a tool to destroy democracy. Obviously the goal is terrible, but let’s not pretend it’s not hot as fuck.
His mouth is saying Christian fascism but his eyes are giving “choke me daddy”.
You know you’re absolutely cooked when more people on your opposing side prefer you stay on the ticket then on your side
Helping us immensely ! Keep him on the ticket
This man is a complete wacko and grifter who should never be able to step foot near a microphone and speak ever again.
Trump doesn’t want to give back the money he got from Peter Thiel
I do! I would like to know when he became white though, I always knew him as an indian.
vd jance
The only person better would be George Santos.
He’s the train wreck that keeps on wrecking.
What if deep down he actually is a really good person and all this stupid shit he is saying and doing is just because he wants a chance to fuck the Whitehouse furniture?
First non-weird thing I’ve heard about this guy.
As a likely Democratic voter, I would take it even further. Not only do I think Republicans should keep Vance on the ticket, I think that they should reverse the ticket and make JD Vance the Republican Presidential nominee. I think that would be really good for the country.
Wait. Is he 2024’s Palin?
Putin approved, GOP certified gift.Â
I can not imagine a better running mate for the Orange Rapist Frandster. Keep moving your chops, JD. Let the world see who and what you are.
Vance is the best gift Republicans could’ve given us and I’m so here for it.
Is he that weird couch fucker?
1,000% back that idiot. Go Orange Jesus and Weird Vance guy or what ever his name is this week or sexuality.