Home Europe Why do we only get medals in the water? Are we fish?EEuropeWhy do we only get medals in the water? Are we fish?August 2, 2024 Why do we only get medals in the water? Are we fish?by ivory_ghostt 42 commentsWhen people make posts about themselves![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI|downsized)https://preview.redd.it/b1yznjsil8gd1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=b32ae6399fd3e9037c699e2e0db88588172cd211> Are we fish?Kind ofhttps://preview.redd.it/kz9epz4om8gd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0749d85ee8e6d74dd45a8af8fdac2d9ac99553dLet’s put it this way: you are Cthulhu’s chosen people.you live in an enormous swamp, you can’t deny you are it…Swamp Germans for a good reason“fish”https://preview.redd.it/cv2ge4o1p8gd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4052e31346281b224245acbdba902503daf625It’s clearly written in the unit card, should not come as a surprise.Just stay far from the Olympic flame and you guys should be okey.Shrek people master race 💪💪💪💪Hey! We also get medals on top of the water! Thats just not a thing right now.https://preview.redd.it/au6i3cp9q8gd1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d753bf12f221c5910bf3199193faf6e776c6f3dYes you are, next question.it’s evolution. The Dutch that couldn’t swim, sail, or row and weren’t tall enough to have their heads above water all died.You are swamp peopleWe are Bog peopleI mean, you people gotta train already so that you’re ready for 2100 with your country under water (but this time literally)Gay fishThat happens when your country is ensured to drown in the future and people start practicing for it.Because you should technically be underwater.https://preview.redd.it/91n4s0q0s8gd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5c20ad97aa14d067a6375f81f20ed233fc1707I don’t live in a swamp yet we have 14 medals that revolve around the water. 11 of them are swimming.Basically I have no clue, it doesn’t make any sense tbh.Ur about to beGood to see you guys are preparing for the unavoidable future with rising sea levels ![gif](giphy|nFupSWHyIp649WzTzX|downsized)Unfortunately Caravaning is not yet recognized as an olympic sportIt’s because there aren’t any medals for slopping through swamps, taking ecstasy and having horrendous, passionless sex with your first cousin.Yet.Literally, yesIt’s probably the webbed toes and fingers from hundreds of years of inbreedingMy man, have you seen our country?Half of your country is below sea level and you still think that you are human?Yes?It’s preparation for when you are underwater in a few yearsSoon to be fishyes, we are.https://preview.redd.it/8gf5b4mn09gd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcece6794d4aa8a0fe98a250165135bf86a3790bThat’s exactly what you’ll be if you don’t take care of certain infrastructures…Sea demons?!![gif](giphy|oX7u1sNwnJSPlQ8pLq)When you’re in the water when rowing or sailing, something went wrong.Not yet.Ehm yeah we are why else do you think we defeat waterDo you like fish sticks ?swamp germans good at swamp events in the seine, big surpriseForgetting cycling?Fish live under the sea level so yesThe answer lies in how your country is built maybe 🤔It’s good for you since you’ll be the next Atlantis in less than 100 years.Evolution is favouring you, Ariel.https://preview.redd.it/7u25t8rmf9gd1.png?width=796&format=png&auto=webp&s=98c68a7128a6efd9bb1c0517de8c7a82f8dba242Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
https://preview.redd.it/b1yznjsil8gd1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=b32ae6399fd3e9037c699e2e0db88588172cd211> Are we fish?Kind of
https://preview.redd.it/kz9epz4om8gd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0749d85ee8e6d74dd45a8af8fdac2d9ac99553d
https://preview.redd.it/cv2ge4o1p8gd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4052e31346281b224245acbdba902503daf625It’s clearly written in the unit card, should not come as a surprise.Just stay far from the Olympic flame and you guys should be okey.
https://preview.redd.it/au6i3cp9q8gd1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d753bf12f221c5910bf3199193faf6e776c6f3dYes you are, next question.
it’s evolution. The Dutch that couldn’t swim, sail, or row and weren’t tall enough to have their heads above water all died.
I mean, you people gotta train already so that you’re ready for 2100 with your country under water (but this time literally)
https://preview.redd.it/91n4s0q0s8gd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5c20ad97aa14d067a6375f81f20ed233fc1707I don’t live in a swamp yet we have 14 medals that revolve around the water. 11 of them are swimming.Basically I have no clue, it doesn’t make any sense tbh.
![gif](giphy|nFupSWHyIp649WzTzX|downsized)Unfortunately Caravaning is not yet recognized as an olympic sport
It’s because there aren’t any medals for slopping through swamps, taking ecstasy and having horrendous, passionless sex with your first cousin.Yet.
yes, we are.https://preview.redd.it/8gf5b4mn09gd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcece6794d4aa8a0fe98a250165135bf86a3790b
It’s good for you since you’ll be the next Atlantis in less than 100 years.Evolution is favouring you, Ariel.
https://preview.redd.it/7u25t8rmf9gd1.png?width=796&format=png&auto=webp&s=98c68a7128a6efd9bb1c0517de8c7a82f8dba242
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When people make posts about themselves
![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/b1yznjsil8gd1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=b32ae6399fd3e9037c699e2e0db88588172cd211
> Are we fish?
Kind of
https://preview.redd.it/kz9epz4om8gd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0749d85ee8e6d74dd45a8af8fdac2d9ac99553d
Let’s put it this way: you are Cthulhu’s chosen people.
you live in an enormous swamp, you can’t deny you are it…
Swamp Germans for a good reason
“fish”
https://preview.redd.it/cv2ge4o1p8gd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4052e31346281b224245acbdba902503daf625
It’s clearly written in the unit card, should not come as a surprise.
Just stay far from the Olympic flame and you guys should be okey.
Shrek people master race 💪💪💪💪
Hey! We also get medals on top of the water! Thats just not a thing right now.
https://preview.redd.it/au6i3cp9q8gd1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d753bf12f221c5910bf3199193faf6e776c6f3d
Yes you are, next question.
it’s evolution. The Dutch that couldn’t swim, sail, or row and weren’t tall enough to have their heads above water all died.
You are swamp people
We are Bog people
I mean, you people gotta train already so that you’re ready for 2100 with your country under water (but this time literally)
Gay fish
That happens when your country is ensured to drown in the future and people start practicing for it.
Because you should technically be underwater.
https://preview.redd.it/91n4s0q0s8gd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5c20ad97aa14d067a6375f81f20ed233fc1707
I don’t live in a swamp yet we have 14 medals that revolve around the water. 11 of them are swimming.
Basically I have no clue, it doesn’t make any sense tbh.
Ur about to be
Good to see you guys are preparing for the unavoidable future with rising sea levels
![gif](giphy|nFupSWHyIp649WzTzX|downsized)
Unfortunately Caravaning is not yet recognized as an olympic sport
It’s because there aren’t any medals for slopping through swamps, taking ecstasy and having horrendous, passionless sex with your first cousin.
Yet.
Literally, yes
It’s probably the webbed toes and fingers from hundreds of years of inbreeding
My man, have you seen our country?
Half of your country is below sea level and you still think that you are human?
Yes?
It’s preparation for when you are underwater in a few years
Soon to be fish
yes, we are.
https://preview.redd.it/8gf5b4mn09gd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcece6794d4aa8a0fe98a250165135bf86a3790b
That’s exactly what you’ll be if you don’t take care of certain infrastructures…
Sea demons?!
![gif](giphy|oX7u1sNwnJSPlQ8pLq)
When you’re in the water when rowing or sailing, something went wrong.
Not yet.
Ehm yeah we are why else do you think we defeat water
Do you like fish sticks ?
swamp germans good at swamp events in the seine, big surprise
Forgetting cycling?
Fish live under the sea level so yes
The answer lies in how your country is built maybe 🤔
It’s good for you since you’ll be the next Atlantis in less than 100 years.
Evolution is favouring you, Ariel.
https://preview.redd.it/7u25t8rmf9gd1.png?width=796&format=png&auto=webp&s=98c68a7128a6efd9bb1c0517de8c7a82f8dba242