Lift the handset and shout 999, hold down the 1 button, jiggle your anus towards the sea. They’ll know the score.
You are supposed to sing in perfect pitch the 9 tone, three times
You just repeatedly shout “I want a lifeboat” and then the BT operator will eventually put you through to the coastguard.
The 9 button has fallen into the sea. You have to find and retrieve it before you can dial.
90s BT logo. Not as good as the 80s version.
Just dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 and you’re all good.
All the information is in the task
You’ve gotta him the 999 theme tune.
– Lift handset – Dial 999 – Ask for the emergency service required (Coastguard, Fire, Police or Ambulance) – Speak slowly and clearly
If they only wanted one button on there, they should have just labelled it “999”
How are you mean to dial **0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3** on that?
This feels like the sequel to Coldline
*If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one*
You used to be able to use a tone generator on these to dial whatever number you wanted.
Same with those phones for taxis in supermarkets. They had a couple of local taxi companies programmed into the speed dial buttons and the keypad was removed, but a tone generator let you call anyone. I used to ring my friends on them before we had mobiles. Rang my cousin in Oz on them too lol.
If you didn’t have a tone generator you could dial the numbers on your home phone and record them on a Walkman and just play them back into these phones.
Talking mid 90’s here.
Leave the handset where it is and just shout gibberish at it, really fast like
Its binary.
So **1111100111**
I swear I saw this exact photo on another sub about a week ago
That’s numberwang.
No, you obviously press the 9 key, one hundred and eleven times you doughnut!
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You just press the 1 button, once.
Lift the handset and shout 999, hold down the 1 button, jiggle your anus towards the sea. They’ll know the score.
You are supposed to sing in perfect pitch the 9 tone, three times
You just repeatedly shout “I want a lifeboat” and then the BT operator will eventually put you through to the coastguard.
The 9 button has fallen into the sea. You have to find and retrieve it before you can dial.
90s BT logo. Not as good as the 80s version.
Just dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 and you’re all good.
All the information is in the task
You’ve gotta him the 999 theme tune.
– Lift handset
– Dial 999
– Ask for the emergency service required (Coastguard, Fire, Police or Ambulance)
– Speak slowly and clearly
If they only wanted one button on there, they should have just labelled it “999”
How are you mean to dial **0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3** on that?
This feels like the sequel to Coldline
*If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one*
You used to be able to use a tone generator on these to dial whatever number you wanted.
Same with those phones for taxis in supermarkets. They had a couple of local taxi companies programmed into the speed dial buttons and the keypad was removed, but a tone generator let you call anyone. I used to ring my friends on them before we had mobiles. Rang my cousin in Oz on them too lol.
If you didn’t have a tone generator you could dial the numbers on your home phone and record them on a Walkman and just play them back into these phones.
Talking mid 90’s here.
Leave the handset where it is and just shout gibberish at it, really fast like
Its binary.
So **1111100111**
I swear I saw this exact photo on another sub about a week ago
That’s numberwang.
No, you obviously press the 9 key, one hundred and eleven times you doughnut!